| THURS |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Isolation Permutation” |
| Amy is devastated when Penny and Bernadette shop for wedding dresses without her. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “Audrey is Dumb” |
| Jeff is delighted when Audrey can’t speak after throat surgery; Russell instructs Timmy to fire someone in exchange for a raise. |
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Person of Interest
| Person of Interest – “Witness” |
| Reese and Finch rush to save a school teacher who witnessed a mob hit. |
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The Mentalist
| The Mentalist – “Blinking Red Light” |
| Jane encounters a blogger (David Paymer) who has devoted his life to finding a serial killer. |
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| ABC |
Charlie’s Angels
| Charlie’s Angels – “Black Hat Angels” |
| As the angels search for the extortionist that led to an artist being kidnapped, they discover Bosley’s identity has been compromised. |
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Grey’s Anatomy
| Grey’s Anatomy – “Heart-Shaped Box” |
| George O’Malley’s mother comes to Seattle Grace for help after another hospital botches her surgery; a medical miracle inspires the residents; Jackson’s suspicions about Mark and Lexie interfere with work. |
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Private Practice
| Private Practice – “If I Hadn’t Forgotten…” |
| Charlotte faces painful memories of a horrible tragedy; Amelia continues to spin out of control; Addison takes a step closer to motherhood. |
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| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Advanced Gay” |
| Pierce’s plan to throw a party to celebrate the success of Hawthorne Wipes is thwarted by his father; the Air Conditioning Repair Annex and the janitor vie for Troy. |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreation – “End of the World” |
| Pawnee residents contemplate their lives after a local group predicts the end of the world; Tom plans one last big party. |
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The Office
| The Office – “Doomsday” |
| Dwight installs a device in the office that will get everyone fired if they make too many errors. |
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Whitney
| Whitney – “Two Broke-Up Guys” |
| When Mark’s refusal to recycle a beer can causes a rift in his relationship with Alex, Whitney tries to rectify the situation. |
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Prime Suspect
| Prime Suspect – “Shame” |
| Jane and Duffy investigate the shooting death of a man in a hotel; Duffy’s comments about Costello bother Jane. |
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| FOX |
The X Factor
| The X Factor – “Live Results Show” |
| Contestants face elimination; Outasight performs. |
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Bones
| Bones – “The Memories in the Shallow Grave” |
| A woman’s remains are found in a paintball field; Booth and Brennan adjust to life as an expectant couple. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries
| The Vampire Diaries – “Ordinary People” |
| Alaric struggles to fully understand his recent discovery; Rebekah reveals secrets and details about her past; an unlikely ally surprises Damon and Stefan. |
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The Secret Circle
| The Secret Circle – “Beneath” |
| Worried that Jane is in trouble, Cassie and the gang go on a road trip to check in on her; Faye is forced into a confrontation with someone from her past. |
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LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
| It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – “The Anti-Social Network” |
| The gang uses the Internet to cyber-stalk their prey; Frank tries to drum up business for Paddy’s with a viral video. |
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The League
| The League – “Bobbum Man” |
| Jenny forgets a special anniversary with Kevin; Andre seeks line up nirvana; Taco creates an off line social network; the guys resurrect their old game of phone chicken and bring back bobbum man. |
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| LIFE |
Project Accessory |
Project Runway
| Project Runway – “Tim Gunn: Behind the Seams of Season 9” |
| Tim reveals secrets from the show and his unedited thoughts. |
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Project Accessory New Show
| Project Accessory – “Sole Searching” |
| The designers visit the Swarovski Store; some of the designers are unhappy about the challenge. |
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| MTV |
The Real World |
Good Vibes |
Beavis and Butt-head |
Beavis & Butt-Head
| Beavis & Butt-Head – “Daughter’s Hand; Tech Support” |
| The boys learn a new way to score by watching old movies; Beavis and Butt-head are accidentally hired as tech support. |
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Good Vibes New Show
| Good Vibes |
| The guys find a loophole for drinking on the open seas; anarchy breaks loose. |
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| USA |
Burn Notice |
Burn Notice |
Burn Notice
| Burn Notice – “Damned If You Do” |
| Michael and Fiona plan to abduct a hacker in Puerto Rico in order to botain his software, but the man has several other enemies to contend with. Elsewhere, Madeline learns to retrieve information from the police under the tutelage of Sam and Jesse. |
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| Also New Tonight: The First 48 (AETV), 2 eps of Bordertown: Laredo (AETV), Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Comedy (COM), The Big Cheese (COOK), Pitchin In (COOK), Storm Chasers (DSC), Sweet Genius (FOOD), House Hunters (HGTV), House Hunters International (HGTV), Selling LA (HGTV), Selling NY (HGTV), Stan Lee’s Superhumans (HIST), I (Almost) Got Away With It (ID), Expedition Whiskey (NGC), Lost Fleet of Columbus (NGC), The Truth Behind: The Loch Ness Monster (NGC), Oprah’s Lifeclass (OWN), How It’s Made (SCI), Punkin Chunkin 2011 (SCI), American Trucker (SPEED), Impact Wrestling (SPIKE), Cellblock 6: Female Lockup (TLC), Off Limits (TRAVEL), World’s Dumbest…(TRU), and Top 20 Most Shocking (TRU). |
| *Reminder: Pink = Premiere, Orange = Finale, Yellow = Special Event, Green = New, Blue = Rerun, Purple = Live, Gray = Local |
