| THURS |
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10:00 |
10:30 |
| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Skank Reflex Analysis” |
| Penny worries that she has ruined her relationship with her friends; Sheldon takes over the paintball team. |
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The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Infestation Hypothesis” |
| Amy is caught in the middle when Penny and Sheldon get into an argument; Leonard tries to make his long-distance relationship more exciting. |
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Person of Interest New Show
| Person of Interest – “Pilot” |
| Reese and Finch must figure out whether a young prosecutor is a victim or a suspect. |
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The Mentalist
| The Mentalist – “Scarlet Ribbons” |
| Jane must prove Red John’s identity. |
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| ABC |
Charlie’s Angels New Show
| Charlie’s Angels – “Angel with a Broken Wing” |
| After a tragic incident, Abby and Kate meet their new partner, Eve, a street racer who has a mysterious past. |
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Grey’s Anatomy
| Grey’s Anatomy – “Free Falling; She’s Gone” |
| Meredith loses her job; April tries to fill the roll of chief resident; Cristina and Owen butt heads; Zola’s adoption counselor worries about Meredith and Derek’s relationship; Cristina makes a difficult decision. |
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| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Biology 101” |
| The Greendale study group reunites; Jeff butts heads with the new biology teacher; Dean Pelton finds a new nemesis in the dean of the Air Conditioning Repair Annex. |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreatio – “I’m Leslie Knope” |
| Leslie must chose between Ben and her dream of running for office; Ann dispenses medical advice; Ron gets ready for the return of Tammy One. |
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The Office
| The Office – “The List” |
| The staff go into frantic speculation after accidentally discovering a list of their names in a notebook belonging to the mysterious new CEO. |
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Whitney New Show
| Whitney – “Pilot” |
| Whitney consults with her close circle of friends for advice on how to spice up her relationship with Alex. |
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Prime Suspect New Show
| Prime Suspect – “Hey, If You’re Not Using That Baby…” |
| After alienating herself from her colleagues on her new homicide squad, Jane Timoney looks for a new angle to help solve crimes; Jane asks her father for advice. |
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| FOX |
The X-Factor
| The X-Factor – “Auditiosn No 2” |
| Hopefuls perform for the judges. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries
| The Vampire Diaries – “The Hybrid” |
| Klaus puts a plan into motion that has unexpected results; Alaric and Damon begrudgingly try Elena’s new strategy to find Stefan; Jeremy seeks answers about the ghosts from his past. |
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The Secret Circle
| The Secret Circle – “Bound” |
| Cassie tries to establish a normal, witchcraft-free life; while Diana worries about powers getting out of control, Faye is thrilled with her new abilities; Adam struggles with feelings for Cassie. |
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LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
| It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – “The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore” |
| Dee and Dennis take the gang to their favorite childhood vacation spot; Mac, Frank and Charlie have the nights of their lives. |
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Archer
| Archer – “Heart of Archness, Part II” |
| Archer deals with the trials and tribulations of being pirate king; ISIS remains semi-committed to Archer’s rescue. |
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| LIFE |
Project Runway |
Project Runway
| Project Runway – “Image is Everything” |
| The designers must work in teams of four to create a look for a band that will establish the band as image-makers. |
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Dance Moms |
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| Also New Tonight: Millionaire Matchmaker (BRAVO), 2 eps of Angels Among Us (CMT), Sweet Genius (FOOD), Property Brothers (HGTV), House Hunters International (HGTV), Jersey Shore (MTV), 2 eps of Stuck with Hackett (SCI), Prison Diaries (TLC), and The Ultimate Merger (TVOne). |
| *Reminder: Pink = Premiere, Orange = Finale, Yellow = Special Event, Green = New, Blue = Rerun, Purple = Live, Gray = Local |
The Big Bang Theory – Check
Community – Check
Parks and Recreation – Check
The Office – Check
Person of Interest – Check
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia – Check
Archer – Check
Whitney – NO WAY IN HELL!! actually this may very well be what they make you watch in hell.