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10:00 |
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| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory |
Rules of Engagement |
CSI |
The Mentalist |
LOCAL |
| ABC |
Wipeout
| Wipeout – “Spring Wipeout: The Wizard of Owws” |
| Contestants face obstacles such as Bowled Over and Chocolate Shop, and an Arabian Nights-themed challenge. |
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Grey’s Anatomy |
Private Practice |
LOCAL |
| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Competitive Wine Tasting” |
| The study group members choose their spring semester electives; Jeff is suspicious when a mysterious woman (Michelle Krusiec) sweeps Pierce off his feet. |
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The Paul Reiser Show
| The Paul Reiser Show – “The Father’s Occupation” |
| Paul auditions for Mark Burnett’s new game show against Larry David; Jonathan, Brad and Fernando get caught up in their kids’ school projects. |
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The Office
| The Office – “Training Day” |
| Everyone hopes to make good first impressions with the new manager, Deangelo Vickers (Will Ferrell). |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreation – “Fancy Party” |
| April and Andy have a dinner party; Ben turns to Leslie for career advice; Ann goes to a singles party. |
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30 Rock
| 30 Rock – “I Heart Connecticut” |
| Liz and Kenneth try to track Tracy down; Jack helps Jenna with her new project; Pete challenges the writers and crew to a contest. |
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Outsourced
| Outsourced – “Mama Sutra” |
| Todd discovers a secret about Tonya’s mother; Madhuri starts reading palms at the call center. |
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LOCAL |
| FOX |
American Idol
| American Idol – “1 of 8 Voted Off” |
| A contestant is eliminated; Rihanna performs; Kelly Clarkson and Jason Aldean perform. |
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Bones
| Bones – “The Truth in the Myth” |
| A TV-show host’s remains are found in the wilderness; Vincent Nigel-Murray makes surprising confessions while making amends with each member of the team. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
Vampire Diaries
| Vampire Diaries – “The Last Dance” |
| Elena receives disturbing messages from Klaus; Jeremy seeks advice from Stefan; Damon’s new plan upsets everyone. |
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Nikita
| Nikita – “Into the Dark” |
| Nikita goes to London with Owen, who has information about one of Percy’s black boxes; Percy orders Michael to kill Nikita; Amanda makes Alex submit to a lie detector test. |
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LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| Bravo |
Real Housewives of New York City |
Real Housewives of New York City |
Real Housewives of New York City
| Real Housewives of New York City – “March Madness” |
| Alex, Kelly and LuAnn meet at Sonja’s before going to the MENY march. |
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Watch What Happens: Live!
| Watch What Happens: Live! |
| Sonja Morgan of “The Real Housewives of New York City” and David Arquette. |
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| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Archer
| Archer – “White Nights” |
| Archer’s search for his father’s identity leads him into hot water; agent Barry Dylan is sent to rescue Archer.. |
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Archer |
Archer |
| MTV |
The Real World |
America’s Best Dance Crew |
America’s Best Dance Crew
| America’s Best Dance Crew – “Ke$ha” |
| Ke$ha gives out the song assignments. |
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America’s Best Dance Crew |
| SHO |
Triage |
The Franchise |
Nurse Jackie |
Secret Diary of a Call Girl
| Secret Diary of a Call Girl |
| Belle wonders if she has taken on too much. |
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Gigolos
| Gigolos – “All 4 One” |
| In an effort to make enough to send his son to camp, Steven overloads on clients, so the other guys come to his rescue. Meanwhile, a psychic offers the gigolos a look at what their futures hold, and Brace has an emotional time of things. |
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| Also NEW tonight: The First 48 (A&E), 2 eps of Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force (A&E), The Bear Whisperer (APL), I Was Held Hostage (E!), Ice Brigade (FOOD), Selling New York (HGTV), House Hunters International (HGTV), Swamp People (HIST), 2 eps of Mounted in Alaska (HIST), True Crime with Aphrodite Jones (ID), Speed Makers (SPEED), American Trucker (SPEED), Police Women of Broward County (TLC), Unleashed: K9 Broward County (TLC), Triple Rush (Travel), and LisaRay: The Real McCoy (TVONE) |
| *Reminder: Pink = Premiere, Orange = Finale, Yellow = New Special, Green = New, Blue = Rerun, Purple = Live, Gray = Local |
