| THURS |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Zarnecki Incursion” |
| The guys try to figure out who hacked Sheldon’s online-game account. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “The Set Up” |
| Russell tries to impress Timmy’s sister; Jeff and Audrey set up their neighbor on a date. |
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CSI
| CSI – “Hitting for the Cycle” |
| A series of deaths in one shift, including a man found dead on his couch and a recently divorced man found in a pool, instigate a bet among the CSIs. |
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The Mentalist
| The Mentalist – “The Red Mile” |
| When a man who thought he was abducted by aliens is murdered, his body is stolen from the coroner’s van; Van Pelt looks for a wedding dress. |
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| ABC |
Wipeout
| Wipeout – “Spring Wipeout: John Henson: Zombie Hunter” |
| Contestants face obstacles including “scarecases,” diving-board spring fling, and banana split. |
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Grey’s Anatomy
| Grey’s Anatomy – “Song Beneath the Song” |
| A cataclysmic event leaves the doctors shaken; Callie, on the verge of a life-changing moment, starts imagining about the hospital and her friends. |
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Private Practice
| Private Practice – “The Hardest Part” |
| Pete’s brother (Kyle Secor) brings their mother (Louise Fletcher) in for a consultation; Violet catches Sheldon asking her archenemy for a date; Cooper treats a young music prodigy who has a brain tumor. |
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| NBC |
Community |
Perfect Couples
| Perfect Couples – “Perfect Exes” |
| Vance discovers Amy invited her ex-boyfriends to their wedding and tries to befriend them; Rex wants to see Leigh’s file on her former flames; Dave and Julia help get ready for their friend’s nuptials. |
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The Office |
Parks and Recreation |
30 Rock |
Outsourced |
| FOX |
American Idol
| American Idol – “Two of 11 Voted Off” |
| Two contestants are eliminated; performances by will.i.am, Jamie Foxx and Fantasia. |
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Mobbed
| Mobbed |
| A group of people comes together to put on surprise performances ending in life-changing announcements. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries |
Nikita |
LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Archer
| Archer – “El Secuestro” |
| ISIS goes into full lockdown after Pam is abducted by kidnappers. |
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Archer |
| MTV |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore
| Jersey Shore – “Reunion Special” |
| The cast discuss their time in Miami. |
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| *Reminder: Green = New, Purple = Live, Blue = Rerun, Gray = Local |
