| THURS |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Cohabitation Formulation” |
| Wolowitz considers taking things with Bernadette to the next level; Leonard and Raj’s sister rekindle their relationship. |
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Shit My Dad Says
| Shit My Dad Says – “Who’s Your Daddy?” |
| Ed feels a strange connection to Henry’s new online girlfriend; Bonnie and Vince get on TV when they help a reality star go house-hunting. |
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CSI
| CSI – “Targets of Obsession” |
| Langston testifies against a notorious killer; Nick gets a call telling him he is in danger. |
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The Mentalist
| The Mentalist – “Red Gold” |
| After Lisbon is injured while investigating the death prospector, agent Hightower joins Patrick Jane in the field. |
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| ABC |
Wipeout
| Wipeout – “Winter Wipeout: Some People Just Don’t Know When to Quit” |
| Contestants take on obstacles like the yule log jam, the big balls and the polar bear express. |
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Grey’s Anatomy
| Grey’s Anatomy – “Golden Hour” |
| Meredith volunteers to run the ER for a night in hope of proving that she is chief-resident material; Bailey and Eli (Daniel Sunjata) get into mischief; Adele comes to the hospital as a patient. |
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Private Practice
| Private Practice – “Home Again” |
| When Addison goes home to Connecticut to deal with a family tragedy, Sam and her friends decide to tag along; Sheldon and Violet fight over a Death Row patient’s confession. |
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| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking” |
| After ingesting mysterious pills, Pierce thinks he is dying and gathers the group to bequeath his final gifts. |
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Perfect Couples
| Perfect Couples – “Perfect Crime” |
| Julia tries to make Dave feel more like a man; everyone gets food poisoning from Leigh’s shrimp rolls; Rex attempts to start a prank war. |
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The Office
| The Office – “Threat Level Midnight” |
| After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie. |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreation – “Media Blitz” |
| Leslie, Tom and Ben try to spread the word about the Harvest Festival; Ben faces tricky questions about his past; Andy vies for April’s affection. |
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30 Rock
| 30 Rock – “It’s Never Too Late For Now” |
| Jenna tries to prove to Liz that love still exists; Jack has trouble negotiating his nanny’s salary; Pete and Frank start a band. |
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Outsourced
| Outsourced – “Guess Who’s Coming to Delhi” |
| Todd tells his staff to be on their best behavior when his boss makes a surprise visit; Charlie is reprimanded for being culturally insensitive. |
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| FOX |
American Idol
| American Idol – “Hollywood Round, Part 3” |
| Auditions continue in Hollywood. |
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Bones
| Bones – “The Bikini in the Soup” |
| When the liquefied remains of a wedding planner are found in a tanning bed on Valentine’s Day, Cam pressures the team to work fast so she can spend the holiday with her boyfriend; Clark helps Hodgins realize the best gifts come from the heart. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries
| The Vampire Diaries – “The Dinner Party” |
| Stefan tells Elena about a dark time in his past; Jonas tries to express his feelings to Bonnie and Jeremy; Damon plans a dinner party. |
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Nikita
| Nikita – “Alexandra” |
| While on a mission, Alex runs into a person from her past; after Alex gets into trouble, Nikita tries to help. |
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LOCAL |
The Office |
| A&E |
The First 48 |
The First 48
| The First 48 – “Street Law; Standing Up” |
| A victim of a drive-by shooting is actually the founder of a street gang; a teenager is shot. |
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Beyond Scared Straight |
| BRAVO |
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills |
Million Dollar Listing
| Million Dollar Listing – “Seeing Double” |
| Madison’s client threatens to fire him; Josh Altman questions Madison’s pricing strategy; Josh Flagg hires an assistant. |
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Million Dollar Listing |
| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Archer
| Archer – “Pipeline Fever” |
| Malory tries to make ISIS green; Archer and Lana head to the Louisiana bayous to prevent a dangerous eco-terrorist from bombing America’s largest natural gas pipeline. |
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Archer |
| HGTV |
House Hunters |
My First Place |
Selling New York
| Selling New York – “Big City Dreams” |
| Country star Clay Walker wants a New York home but is shocked by the prices; a San Francisco artist wants a space to live and work in a trendy area. |
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Selling New York |
House Hunters
| House Hunters – “Picky Buys Search for a House in Boston” |
| A picky couple has a hard time agreeing on what type of home to buy. |
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House Hunters International
| House Hunters International – “Starting Over in the Republic of Singapore” |
| A teacher looks for a place in downtown Singapore, but his budget may force him to compromise. |
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| MTV |
I Used to be Fat |
Jersey Shore |
Britney Spears’ Video Premiere / Jersey Shore
| Jersey Shore – “The Great Depression” |
| Ronnie is a wreck when Sammi leaves; Ronnie feels alone in the house. |
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| NAT GEO |
Naked Science |
Ultimate Factories |
Ultimate Factories
| Ultimate Factories – “Dodge Viper” |
| The Dodge Viper is a sports car with 600 horsepower and a V-10 engine. |
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| TLC |
Police Women of Cincinnati |
Police Women of Cincinnati
| Police Women of Cincinnati – “You Go Girl” |
| Mandy checks out a suspected case of child endangerment; Rose brings in a man wanted on a felony warrant; Tia finds an elderly man dead in his home; and Colleen participates in an elaborate prostitution sting. |
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Wreck Chasers |
Wreck Chasers |
| USA |
NCIS |
Royal Pains
| Royal Pains – “Fight or Flight” |
| Hank’s latest client worries she will never learn to relax; Evan learns why Paige has not spent the night. |
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Fairly Legal
| Fairly Legal – “The Two Richards” |
| A man who was hit by a truck has a conflict with the insurance company. |
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