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The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory – “The 21-Second Excitation” |
While the guys camp out for a long-awaited movie screening, Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. |
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Shit My Dad Says
Shit My Dad Says – “The Manly Thing to Do” |
When Ed’s Navy buddy (John Mahoney) visits, he insults Ed’s housekeeper; Henry accidentally sees Bonnie naked. |
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CSI
CSI – “Fracked” |
Two men are murdered right before accusing a natural gas company of poisoning the water in a farming town. |
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The Mentalist
The Mentalist – “Ball of Fire” |
When Jane is kidnapped, Lisbon and the team realize there are many suspects who might want to harm him. |
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Grey’s Anatomy |
Grey’s Anatomy
Grey’s Anatomy – “Something’s Gotta Give” |
A team of doctors tries to save the life of a political figure from the Middle East; Cristina decides to decorate her new place and throw a housewarming party; Alex shows up late to his first day of rounds with the new pediatrics attending. |
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Private Practice
Private Practice – “What Happens Next” |
Charlotte suffers in silence after the assault, while Addison tries to keep secret the events of that night; Cooper and the doctors of Oceanside Wellness have trouble coping after the attack. |
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Community
Community – “Cooperative Calligraphy” |
When Annie’s pen goes missing, she suspects that a member of the group took it; the group institutes a self-imposed lockdown until the pen is found. |
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30 Rock
30 Rock – “Brooklyn Without Limits” |
Jack tries to influence a congressional election to help a candidate (John Slattery) for the benefit of the network; Jenna helps Liz find the perfect pair of jeans. |
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The Office
The Office – “Viewing Party” |
Erin and Gabe host a “Glee” viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous. |
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Outsourced
Outsourced – “Home for the Diwalidays” |
Todd becomes very unpopular with his employees when he has to tell them they cannot have time off for Diwali, a holy day in India; Tonya tries to help Todd forget his feelings for Asha. |
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The Apprentice
The Apprentice |
The teams must create an in-store display featuring a fragrance by Kim Kardashian; a female contestant feels pressured by male teammates; another contestant worries that the display is becoming “bedazzled.” |
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Bones
Bones – “The Shallow in the Deep” |
Human remains from a 150-year-old slave ship surface; the investigation leads Booth and Brennan to a cruise where a murder victim was seen moments before his death. |
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Fringe
Fringe – “6995 kHz” |
Fifteen people along the Eastern seaboard suffer retrograde amnesia after listening to their shortwave radios on the same frequency; the anticipation of Olivia’s return escalates. |
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The Vampire Diaries
The Vampire Diaries – “Katerina” |
Elena looks for the truth about Katherine’s past; Damon tries to determine the real purpose and power of the moonstone; Bonnie and Jeremy meet a new student with a surprising family history. |
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Nikita
Nikita – “One Way” |
Michael and Nikita work together to kill a terrorist who murdered Michael’s family; Alex tries to cover when she is caught going through medical files. |
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills |
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills |
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – “I Would Never Say That” |
Camille invites the women to New York for a Broadway musical; Adrienne receives bad news. |
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Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – “Dee Reynolds: Shaping America’s Youth” |
Dee takes a job as a substitute teacher and exposes her students to the culture of Paddy’s with a field trip to see the Gang’s take on the Lethal Weapon series. |
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The League
The League – “The Expert Witness” |
Andre prepares for his turn as an expert witness in Ruxin’s big case; Ruxin tries to ferret out collusion between Kevin and Jenny; Taco needs a nude portrait to impress the courtroom artist. |
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Georgia Rule |
Fairy Jobmother
Fairy Jobmother – “Parent Trap” |
Hayley helps a couple realize that their family’s support is holding them back from finding employment. |
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Fairy Jobmother |
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Pranked |
Pranked |
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Pranked
Pranked – “Roller Rink” |
A girl gets “man-scaped” by her boyfriend. A prankster wakes his buddy up with an unexpected alarm clock. |
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Megadrive
Megadrive – “I Got Hoes” |
The host nearly blows up a SWAT vehicle in Georgia. He also rides in one of the world’s tallest motorcycles and speeds around in a bulletproof backhoe. |
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Destination Truth |
Destination Truth |
Fact or Faked
Fact or Faked – “Sasquatch Sprint / Alien Attacker” |
Bigfoot footage captured in Chopaka Lake, WA, is scrutinized, and Ben interrogates Dr Jonathan Reed about his alleged alien encounter. |
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Burn Notice |
Burn Notice |
Burn Notice
Burn Notice – “Eyes Open”” |
Michael intervenes when a vengeful lawyer starts killing off gang members; Michael and Jesse try to track down a stolen document. |
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