Big night of premieres!  What are you watching?

THURS	8:00	8:30	9:00	9:30	10:00	10:30
	The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory – “The Robotic Manipulation” Penny tags along on Sheldon’s first date; Wolowitz finds a new use for a robotic arm.	Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says – “Pilot” Henry, a struggling writer, moves in with his cranky and opinionated father.	CSI CSI – “Shock Waves” As Langston fights to survive after being attacked, the rest of the team attends the funeral of an officer, which endangers more lives.		The Mentalist The Mentalist – “Red Sky at Night” A prominent lawyer is kidnapped; Patrick Jane’s encounter with Red John leaves him questioning his future with the unit.
	My Generation My Generation – “Pilot” A documentary crew documents the lives of members of a Texas high school class 10 years after graduation; overachiever Steven returns home after learning he has a 9-year-old son with a former classmate.		Grey’s Anatomy Grey’s Anatomy – “With You I’m Born Again” The staff tries to deal with physical and emotional trauma in the wake of the vengeful gunman’s deadly rampage; Derek makes a spontaneous decision to resign as chief and return to surgery.		Private Practice Private Practice – “Take Two” Pete and Violet prepare for their wedding day; things take a surprising turn with Addison and Sam; despite disagreements, the doctors come together to mourn the loss of Dell.
	Community Community – “Anthropology 101” As the new semester begins, the study group gathers to tackle Anthropology 101; Jeff struggles to establish decorum with Britta and Annie; Señor Chang decides to enroll as a student so he can join the study group.	30 Rock 30 Rock – “The Fabian Strategy” Jack meddles in Liz’s burgeoning relationship with Carol (Matt Damon); Tracy has trouble dealing with Kenneth’s termination as a page; Jenna becomes the show’s newest producer.	The Office The Office – “Nepotism” Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank.	Outsourced Outsourced – “Pilot” After returning from management training, Todd Dempsy has to relocate to India, where he meets an eclectic new group of employees.	The Apprentice The Apprentice When the teams are asked to sell ice cream on the streets of New York, one team sabotages the other; a project manager attacks a member of the team.
	Bones Bones – “The Mastodon in the Room” The team helps Cam solve the case of an unidentified boy; after making personal discoveries, the members of the team realize they belong in Washington, D.C.		Fringe Fringe – “Olivia” Olivia fights to find her way home; Peter and Walter try to move on with their lives alongside alternate Olivia.		Local
	The Vampire Diaries The Vampire Diaries – “Bad Moon Rising” Elena, Damon and Alaric go to Duke University to find Isobel’s research into the paranormal and look for clues to the mystery surrounding the Lockwood family; Stefan faces a new danger in the woods; Tyler makes a shocking discovery about Mason.		Nikita Nikita – “Kill Jill” Nikita rescues a journalist trying to expose a conspiracy; Michael and Percy suspect Birkhoff is Nikita’s mole; Jaden, Alex and Thom help Michael find his latest target.		Local
	Real Housewives of DC		Real Housewives of DC Real Housewives of DC -“Perception Gap” Cat works on her book cover. Not to be outdone, the Salahis try to publish their own book. Later, a showdown leaves Cat in tears; parenting issues plague Mary; and religion and politics collide for Stacie.		Watch What Happens Live! Watch What Happens Live! Jeff Lewis. Mary Amons.	Real Housewives of DC
	Two and a Half Men	Two and a Half Men	Two and a Half Men	Two and a Half Men	It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – “Dennis Gets Divorced” Marital bliss turns into business, as the gang experiences the emotional and economic hardships of divorce.	The League The League – “Bro-Lo El Cuñado” The married guys atone for Vegas; an adult weekend for Kevin and Jenny; a terrific lady day for Ruxin and Sofia; The League is plagued by Rafi, Ruxin’s brother-in-law.
	Project Runway		Project Runway Project Runway – “Race to the Finish” A big reward is offered when the designers are challenged to create a high fashion look.			On The Road with Austin and Santino On the Road with Austin and Santino – “Designer Overboard” The duo must design an outfit for a woman who is celebrating the tenth anniversary of her fishing charter business.
	Real World		Jersey Shore		Jersey Shore Jersey Shore All New
	Destination Truth		Destination Truth Destination Truth – “Ghosts of Haboro/Mngwa” All New		Beast Legends Beast Legends – “MegaJaws” All New