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| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “Disaster Averted” |
| The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie. |
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2 Broke Girls
| 2 Broke Girls – “And Hoarder Culture” |
| Max and Caroline take a job cleaning a hoarder’s apartment; Max learns that Johnny has a secret. |
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Two and a Half Men
| Two and a Half Men – “Thank You for the Intercourse” |
| Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house. |
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Mike & Molly
| Mike & Molly – “Carl Meets a Lady” |
| Carl meets an attractive woman (Holly Robinson Peete) at the diner and tries to score a date with her. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Lapa’au” |
| The investigation into a plane crash reveals the customs agent on board was dead before takeoff; Danny cares for an orphaned dog. |
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| ABC |
Dancing with the Stars
| Dancing with the Stars |
| The couples perform two individual dances for the judges. |
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Castle
| Castle – “Heartbreak Hotel” |
| When a casino owner is murdered at an abandoned warehouse, suspects emerge in New York and Atlantic City; during the investigation, Castle throws an impromptu bachelor party for Ryan. |
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| NBC |
The Sing-Off
| The Sing Off – “Top 6 Groups: Rocking Out & Goin’ Country” |
| The groups each perform a rock classic and country song. |
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Rock Center with Brian Williams
| Rock Center with Brian Williams |
| Greece’s impact on the world economy; a woman was sterilized against her will at age 13; actress Tina Fey. |
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| FOX |
Terra Nova
| Terra Nova – “Nightfall” |
| A meteor knocks out all technology in the colony; Maddy and Reynolds get stuck in the wilderness; Taylor tries to prevent a Sixers invasion. |
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House
| House – “The Confession” |
| A patient confesses dark secrets to his family and community, compromising his chances of receiving life-saving medical treatment; Chase and Taub rejoin the team; Taub struggles to balance work and fatherhood. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
Gossip Girl
| Gossip Girl – “I Am Number Nine” |
| Blair’s former minions and Charlie compete for a spot in the royal bridal party; Nate tries to make Diana (Elizabeth Hurley) jealous; Serena’s boss (Michael Michele) remains determined to obtain the film rights to Dan’s book. |
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Hart of Dixie
| Hart of Dixie – “The Undead & the Unsaid” |
| Zoe makes a chilling discovery after accidentally hitting a man with her car; Lavon interferes when Lemon and George try to buy their dream home; Zoe’s mother (JoBeth Williams) tries to make amends. |
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LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| HBO |
The Rite |
Bored to Death
| Bored to Death – “I Keep Taking Baths Like Lady Macbeth” |
| Jonathan and George see a counselor; George takes singing lessons; Ray becomes irresistible. |
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Enlightened
| Enlightened – “Not Good Enough Mothers” |
| Amy tries to generate interest in a woman’s group at work. |
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Boardwalk Empire |
| Also new tonight: Hoarders (AETV), 2 eps of Monster In-Laws (AETV), 2 eps of Top Gear (BBCA), Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (BRAVO), American Guns (DSC), Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives (FOOD), House Hunters (HGTV), 20/20 on ID (ID), Disappeared (ID), Ridiculousness (MTV), Cuff’d (MTV), Secrets of the Lost Gold (NGC), The Witch Doctor Will See You Now (NGC), Oprah’s Lifeclass (OWN), Bad Girls Club (OXY), Bachelorette Party: Las Vegas (OXY), Scare Tactics (Syfy), 1,000 Ways to Die (SPIKE), How Do I Look? (STYLE), Love Lust (SUND), Lottery Changed My Life (TLC), Cake Boss (TLC), Love That Girl (TVONE), WWE Monday Night Raw (USA), and Basketball Wives LA (VH1). |
| *Reminder: Pink = Premiere, Orange = Finale, Yellow = Special Event, Green = New, Blue = Rerun, Purple = Live, Gray = Local |
