What’s On? Monday, 5/23/11

Happy Victoria Day to all of my friends in Canada!
Tonight, we have the finales of THE CHICAGO CODE (I can’t wait to see how this season ends), HOUSE, MAKE IT OR BREAK IT, and THE EVENT, prompting the question – if a huge EVENT happens, and no one watches, can we really say it ever happened?  Also, check out the premiere of THE BACHELORETTE, which I live-IMd in a conversation with @raelee the other day because every new guy made me cringe and laugh hysterically at the same time.  Wait until you meet Drunk!Tim and Mask!Guy!

What are you watching?

MON 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30
What’s On the Big Five?
CBS How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men Mike & Molly Clash of the Commercials: USA vs the World

ABC Dancing With the Stars

The Bachelorette

NBC Minute to Win It

The Event

Law & Order: LA
FOX House

The Chicago Code

CW 90210 Gossip Girl LOCAL
Cable Highlights
ABCF The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Make It or Break It

BRAVO The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Watch What Happens: Live!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Syfy Interview with the Vampire Sanctuary

SHO Weeds The Big C The Borgias Nurse Jackie

United States of Tara

Also NEW tonight: River Monsters Unhooked (APL), James May’s Road Trip (BBCA), American Chopper: Senior vs Junior (DSC), Zeke & Luthor (DXD), Kid in a Candy Store (FOOD), Diners, DriveIns and Dives (FOOD), Meat & Potatoes (FOOD), The Best Thing I Ever Ate (FOOD), Property Virgins (HGTV), Vanished with Beth Holloway (LIFE), The Hard Times of RJ Berger (MTV), Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory (MTV), Taboo (NGC), Loves Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too (OXY), Fabulous Cakes (TLC)), 2 eps of Quints by Surprise (TLC), Off Limits (TRAVEL), WWE Tough Enough (USA), WWE Monday Night Raw (USA), and 50 Cent: The Origin of Me (VH1).
*Reminder: Pink = Premiere, Orange = Finale, Yellow = Special Event, Green = New, Blue = Rerun, Purple = Live, Gray = Local