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| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “Hopeless” |
| Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes. |
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Mad Love
| Mad Love – “Pub Quiz” |
| A client forces Larry and Ben to jump through hoops before giving them his business; Larry risks the account and his friendship with Ben when he participates in a pub quiz instead. |
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Two and a Half Men |
Mike & Molly
| Mike & Molly – “Samuel Gets Fired” |
| After Samuel loses his job and apartment, Mike asks him to move in. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Ho’opa’i” |
| The team must stop a New York detective from retaliating against a crime boss who targeted his family. |
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| ABC |
Dancing With the Stars
| Dancing With the Stars |
| The remaining couples perform to classic American-themed songs. |
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Cougar Town
| Cougar Town – “Walls” |
| When Jules starts meddling in Travis’ life, Ellie tells her to back off; Bobby and Laurie want to expose the world to Penny Can; Grayson learns about friendship from Andy. |
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20/20
| 20/20 – “William & Catherine: A Modern Fairy Tale” |
| Barbara Walters discusses Prince William and Kate Middleton’s romance and looks at exclusive home movies, photographs and interviews with their friends; wedding plans. |
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| NBC |
Chuck
| Chuck – “Chuck vs the Wedding Planner” |
| Chuck and Sarah turn to Sarah’s father for help when they are conned out of their wedding money; Morgan pushes Casey to face Alex’s mother. |
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The Event
| The Event – “Cut Off the Head” |
| Vice President Jarvis agrees to meet with an adversary; Sen. Lewis reports the results of the staff’s blood tests; Sophia continues her search for the superweapon; Leila questions her place; Sean and Vicky find the person they’ve been seeking. |
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Law & Order: LA
| Law & Order:LA – “East Pasadena” |
| When a car is found containing a woman’s dead body and no driver, the detectives discover the victim’s bookkeeping job was not what it seemed; DDAs Dekker and Rubirosa try to restore order in East Pasadena. |
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| FOX |
House
| House – “Last Temptation” |
| Masters must decide if she wants to be a surgeon or officially join House’s team; a 16-year-old collapses days before embarking on a sailing tour of the globe. |
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The Chicago Code
| The Chicago Code – “St. Valentine’s Day Massacre” |
| After five merchants are shot in a restaurant, Superintendent Colvin is blamed for the city’s escalating crime problem; Vonda and Isaac revisit a domestic violence case. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
90210
| 90210 – “The Enchanted Donkey” |
| The gang takes a vacation in Mexico; Teddy runs into a former crush; Adrianna and Silver’s feud results in a shocking confrontation. |
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Gossip Girl
| Gossip Girl – “The Kids Stay in the Picture” |
| William, CeCe and Lily’s sister, Carol, visit to support Lily; Blair realizes who she is destined to be with. |
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LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| ABCF |
The Secret Life of the American Teenager
| The Secret Life of the American Teenager – “Another Proposal” |
| George is lonely without Anne and shows interest in Ricky’s mom; Lauren finds out something about her parents. |
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Make It or Break It
| Make It or Break It – “Life or Death” |
| The choices that are made at The Rock have a different outcome than expected. |
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The Secret Life of the American Teenager |
| Bravo |
The Real Housewives of Orange County |
The Real Housewives of Orange County |
Bethenny Ever After
| Bethenny Ever After – “I Need Some Lovin’ From My Oven” |
| Bethenny prepares for her first performance on “Skating with the Stars”; Bethenny shows Jason around Los Angeles. |
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| MTV |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
The Hard Times of RJ Berger
| The Hard Times of RJ Berger – “Deadliest Crotch” |
| RJ must see a tutor when his grades begin to slip; Miles gets seduced by his teacher. |
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Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory
| Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory – “The Bleeding Frogs” |
| Rob decides to form a death metal band. |
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| Syfy |
Stargate Universe |
Stargate Universe
| Stargate Universe – “Common Descent” |
| The crew gates to a nearby planet while Destiny tries to recharge. |
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Urban Legends
| Urban Legends – “Best Laid Plans” |
| A small town mayor gets a delivery of terror; a jilted lover plots revenge. |
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Urban Legends |
| SHO |
Weeds |
The Big C |
The Borgias |
Nurse Jackie
| Nurse Jackie – “Mitten” |
| Jackie finds a new hiding place; Jackie and O’Hara bury the hatchet; Zoey works a double shift; Kevin invites Eddie to a barbecue. |
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United States of Tara
| United States of Tara – “Wheels” |
| Tara and Charmaine are rushed to the hospital; Tara tries to make a deal with her alters; Marshall, Lionel and Noah use Charmaine’s house; Kate is embarrassed. |
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| Also NEW tonight: Intervention In-Depth: Heroin Highway (A&E), Relapse (A&E), 2 eps of Paranormal State (A&E), James May’s Road Trip (BBCA), Pair of Kings (DXD), Zeke & Luther (DXD), Meat & Potatoes (FOOD), Property Virgins (HGTV), 2 episodes of Pawn Stars (HIST), Disappeared (ID), Kidnapped By the Kids (OWN), Searching For… (OWN), The Bad Girls Club (OXY), Loves Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too (OXY), 2 eps of Jail (Spike), Too Fat for 15: Fighting Back (Style), Quints by Surprise: Turning 2 (TLC), Kate Plus 8 (TLC), Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel), Love That Girl (TVOne), WWE Tough Enough (USA), and WWE Monday Night Raw (USA). |
| *Reminder: Pink = Premiere, Orange = Finale, Yellow = Special Event, Green = New, Blue = Rerun, Purple = Live, Gray = Local |
