| MONDAY |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
| CBS |
How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “Last Words” |
| While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “Uh-Oh It’s Magic” |
| Russell goes on a date at a magic show; Audrey tells Brenda’s girlfriend about the baby. |
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Two and a Half Men
| Two and a Half Men – “Lookin’ for Japanese Subs” |
| Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts. |
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Mike & Molly
| Mike & Molly – “Molly Makes Soup” |
| Molly is annoyed when Vince and Mike strike up a friendship. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “He Kane Hewa’ole” |
| After a high-speed chase, the team makes a gruesome discovery; Chin Ho and his former fiancee awkwardly reunite. |
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| ABC |
The Bachelor
| The Bachelor |
| Brad and a date record a duet at Capitol Record studio, where they are surprised by singer Seal; 12 bachelorettes join Brad in shooting an action/adventure movie on the group date; one woman considers revealing her tragic past. |
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Castle |
| NBC |
Chuck
| Chuck – “Chuck vs the Balcony” |
| Chuck tries to create a romantic getaway for Sarah while tracking down a nanochip at a French vineyard; Lester asks Big Mike for love advice. |
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The Cape
| The Cape – “Kozmo” |
| Max and the crew are threatened when a former friend comes to town; Dana encounters Palm City’s corruption; Peter and Marty continue their efforts to uncover Orwell’s true identity. |
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Harry’s Law
| Harry’s Law – “Pilot” |
| Recently fired, a lawyer sets up her own practice in an abandoned shoe store with the help of her secretary; Harriet defends a man charged with a third drug-offense; an up-and-coming attorney joins the firm. |
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| FOX |
House
| House – “Larger Than Life” |
| After saving a stranger who fell onto subway tracks, a man suddenly collapses despite appearing to be unscathed; House tries to avoid a dinner with Cuddy and her opinionated mother (Candice Bergen). |
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Lie to Me
| Lie to Me – “Saved” |
| Lightman investigates three high-school students responsible for a fatal traffic accident. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
90210 |
Gossip Girl |
LOCAL |
| A&E |
Intervention |
Intervention
| Intervention – “Cassie” |
| A 22 year old woman struggles with a crack and oxycodone addiction, making her unable to raise her young son. |
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Heavy
| Heavy – “Tom; Jodi” |
| A 5’9” man weighs 630 lb; an overweight rocker has suffered a stroke in the past. |
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| ABC Fam |
Pretty Little Liars
| Pretty Little Liars – “Know Your Frenemies” |
| When things look bleak, the Liars get a little help from an unexpected source. |
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Greek
| Greek – “Cross Examined Life” |
| Ashleigh and Katherine return to campus, and Rusty must choose between his pledge and helping Dale. |
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Pretty Little Liars |
| E! |
Sex and the City |
Sex and the City |
Bridalplasty
| Bridalplasty – “A Lie is a Lie is a Lie” |
| The brides are visited by a surprise guest. |
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Fashion Police
| Fashion Police – “The 2011 Golden Globes” |
| The Fashion Police discuss the best and worst from the 2011 Golden Globes. |
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| FOOD |
Unwrapped |
Unwrapped |
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
| Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives – “Funky Finds” |
| Paco paco fish from the Amazon; wood oven pizza in Long Island City, NY; volunteer run brunch spot in CA. |
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Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives |
The Best Thing I Ever Ate |
The Best Thing I Ever Ate |
| HGTV |
Property Virgins |
Property Virgins |
House Hunters |
House Hunters International |
Cash & Cari
| Cash&Cari – “Dual Estate Sale Weekend” |
| Two simultaneous estate sales; man cave sale; feminine treasures; power tools; cabinet; Currier lithograph. |
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Cash & Cari |
| HIST |
Pawn Stars |
Pawn Stars |
American Pickers
| American Pickers – “Too Hot to Handle” |
| The guys stop in at a sprawling farm with 14 jam-packed trailers; an eccentric mother/daughter duo sells an 1856 home; the guys visit an old cheese factory that’s been boarded up for years. |
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Pawn Stars
| Pawn Stars – “Luck of the Draw” |
| The Pawn Stars look at a collection thought to belong to Wyatt Earp; a man brings in a gold medal from the 1984 Olympic games in Los Angeles; a perfect pair of 19th Century pistols. |
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Pawn Stars
| Pawn Stars – “Houdini’s Handcuffs” |
| The Pawn Stars are presented with handcuffs and leg shackles once owned by Harry Houdini; Vince Lombardi Super Bowl Trophy from the 1999 St. Louis Rams; Corey and Chum come across a collection of comic buttons found inside Pep cereal in the 1940’s. |
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| MTV |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore
| Jersey Shore – “Where’s the Beach?” |
| New episode – special night and time! |
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Skins
| Skins – “Tony” |
| Tony tries to help Stanley lose his virginity. |
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| NAT GEO |
Drugged: High on Cocaine |
Drugged: High on Ecstasy
| Drugged: High on Ecstasy |
| The highs and lows of ecstasy; recreational ecstasy users; the downside of using the drug. |
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Explorer
| Explorer – “American Hostage” |
| Exploring the Lebanon hostage crisis. |
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| SYFY |
Underworld: Evolution |
Being Human
| Being Human – “There Goes the Neighborhood” |
| Aidan and Josh move in together for support and soon realize the apartment is still occupied by the ghost of their landlord’s fiance. |
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Being Human |
| TLC |
Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker |
Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker
| Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker – “Pedal to the Metal” |
| The contestants must design a cake inspired by a hot new car they all get to test drive. |
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American Chocolate Championship |
