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How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “Subway Wars” |
| When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “Handy Man” |
| Audrey tries to be more spontaneous with Jeff in the bedroom; Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying. |
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Two and a Half Men
| Two and a Half Men – “Hookers, Hookers, Hookers” |
| Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie’s house after their home burns down. |
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Mike and Molly
| Mike and Molly – “Mike’s Not Ready” |
| Mike turns Molly down when she invites him in after a date. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Lanakila” |
| A violent convict escapes from prison and kidnaps a young couple on vacation; McGarrett’s estranged sister comes to town. |
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Dancing With the Stars
| Dancing With the Stars |
| The remaining couples perform. |
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Castle
| Castle – “Punked |
| A young mathematician is shot with a 200-year-old bullet, inspiring wild theories by Castle about a time-traveling murderer. |
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Chuck
| Chuck – “Chuck Vs The Coup d’Etat” |
| Chuck and Sarah try to become better communicators as they join Ellie and Awesome on a trip to Costa Gravas; a forbidden romance may put Morgan at odds with Col. John Casey. |
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The Event
| The Event – “A Matter of Life and Death” |
| The White House must deal with a mysterious biological threat; Carter and Vicky keep their hostages alive while waiting for more instructions; FBI Agent Collier discovers Vicky’s secret life. |
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Chase
| Chase – “Paranoia” |
| A fugitive (Jennifer Morrison) takes her young daughter with her on a killing spree across Texas; the U.S. Marshals discover a shocking twist. |
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House
| House – “Massage Therapy” |
| House and his team make unexpected discoveries about a female patient admitted to the hospital after severe and uncontrollable vomiting; House and Cuddy are forced to face the reservations in their relationship after a visit from a massage therapist. |
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Lie to Me
| Lie to Me – “The Royal We” |
| While defending a wrongly accused man, Lightman uncovers a dark secret that helps a damaged woman and her daughter. |
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90210
| 90210 – “Catch Me if You Cannon” |
| Naomi, Silver and Adrianna come up with a plan to help prove that Mr. Cannon raped Naomi; afraid for his life, Dixon pushes Ivy away; Jen tries to find a new assistant; Debbie applies for a job. |
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Gossip Girl
| Gossip Girl – “Goodbye, Columbia” |
| A damaging rumor about Serena is started; a mysterious student thwarts Blair’s plans to secure a job as a powerful businesswoman’s assistant. |
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Real Housewives of Atlanta |
Real Housewives of Atlanta
| Real Housewives of Atlanta – “Model Behavior” |
| NeNe attends Atlanta’s Dogwood Festival; Sheree agrees to go on a blind date; Kim is invited to perform; Kandi records with Ne-Yo. |
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Thintervention with Jackie Warner
| Thintervention with Jackie Warner – “Sweat is Sexy” |
| Jackie wants the clients to get in touch with their inner sexy. |
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Teen Mom |
Jersey Shore |
World of Jenks
| World of Jenks – “The Take Over” |
| A champion poker player travels for the World Series of Poker. |
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The Buried Life
| The Buried Life – “Get Married in Vegas” |
| Dave has three days to find a bride and throw an epic bachelor party. |
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Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics
| Scare Tactics – “No Pain, No Brain” |
| All new episode |
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Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
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The Vicious Kind |
Dexter |
Weeds
| Weeds – “Gentle Puppies” |
| The Botwins acquire an RV and park on a frontier town movie set. Oh and Mark-Paul Gosselaar gets dirty. |
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The Big C
| The Big C – “Happy Birthday, Cancer” |
| Lenny invites Cathy to the Bahamas for her birthday; Paul throws a surprise party; Sean and Rebecca start a fling; Adam finds a disoriented Marlene. |
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