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How I Met Your Mother |
Rules of Engagement |
Two and a Half Men |
The Big Bang Theory |
CSI: Miami |
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Bachelor Pad
| Bachelor Pad |
| There’s a high speed chase, overnight dates in Las Vegas, and a lip-locking challenge before the remaining 15 contestants face another elimination. |
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Dating in the Dark
| Dating in the Dark |
| Billy Jeffrey, a Chippendale dancer who’s also a former contestant on “True Beauty” is among the singles participating. |
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Minute to Win It
| Minute to Win It – “Last Beauty Standing” |
| Former Miss USA and Miss Universe winners play the game for charity. Their first task is the Hanky Panky challenge in which they must remove tissues from a box using one hand. |
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Miss Universe Pageant
| Miss Universe Pageant |
| The 59th Miss Universe Pageant. |
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House |
Lie To Me
| Lie To Me – “Exposed” |
| Foster’s boyfriend Dave Burns is kidnapped and Cal must track him down with the help of Burns’ mysterious ex-partner. |
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LOCAL |
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90210 |
Gossip Girl |
LOCAL |
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Secret Life of the American Teenager
| Secret Life of the American Teenager – “Sweet and Sour” |
| Adrian rushes to the hospital because of a medical scare concerning her pregnancy, and then she and Ben have a major blowup. Elsewhere, Madison is no longer allowed to see Jack. Jack tries to keep Grace away from Grant, and Leo questions his marriage. |
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Huge
| Huge – “Parents Weekend Part 1” |
| Part 1 of 2. The camp hosts parents’ weekend, but Will’s mom and dad are no-shows. Alistair puts on a charade of being Becca’s boyfriend, and Amber’s mom smuggles in some food. |
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Secret Life of the American Teenager |
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Real Housewives of New Jersey |
Real Housewives of New Jersey |
Real Housewives of New Jersey
| Real Housewives of New Jersey – “The Heads of Family Will Roll” |
| In the season 2 finale, the ladies return to New Jersey and focus on banishing Danielle from their lives. All the mama dramas then come to a head in the form of the ultimate showdown. In one corner: Caroline. In the other: Danielle. |
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Ghost of Girlfriends Past (to 8:45) |
Making of Boardwalk Empire (from 8:45)
| Making Of Boardwalk Empire |
| Behind-the-scenes clips spotlight HBO’s new dramatic series. |
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If God is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise
| If God is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise |
| In Part 1 of 2, Spike Lee returns to New Orleans five years after the devastation of Hurricane Katrina to follow the reconstruction efforts. |
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Reba |
Reba |
Bond of Silence
| Bond of Silence |
| A widow (Kim Raver) tries to solve the mystery of her husband’s death, which occurred when he tried to quiet down a teen party, and no one, including the attendees’ parents, is talking. Based on a true story. |
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Jersey Shore |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factor
| Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory – “He’s Just a Little Mini Pig” |
| Rob challenges his manager Jeremy to a happiness contest. |
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The Hard Times of RJ Berger
| The Hard Times of RJ Berger – “The Right Thing” |
| Guilt-ridden RJ is torn between his promise to keep Lily company in the hospital and attending a winter formal with the girl of his dreams. |
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Warren the Ape
| Warren the Ape – “Black Lotus” |
| Warren tries to borrow cash from his former costars after gambling away his rent money. |
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Hunt for the Somalia Pirates
| Hunt for the Somalia Pirates |
| Recalling the April 2009 hijacking of the Maersk Alabama off the coast of Somalia and the Navy SEAL rescue operation that followed. |
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Witness: Katrina
| Witness: Katrina |
| Amateur footage of Hurricane Katrina documents the storm and its devastating aftermath. |
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You Can Count on Me |
Transporter 3 |
Weeds
| Weeds – “Felling and Swamping” |
| Nancy decides to head north to Canada and Andy is charged with obtaining fake IDs while Silas wonders if he wants to live life on the run. Meanwhile, Esteban is questioned by authorities about Pilar’s death. |
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The Big C
| The Big C – “Summertime” |
| Cathy begins to appreciate her body; Paul wants to see a couples therapist; Adam tries to run away to soccer camp. |
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The Closer |
The Closer
| The Closer – “Jump the Gun” |
| The squad investigates a deadly bank robbery likely committed by a notorious gang of thieves, but this latest crime doesn’t fit their modus operandi. Meanwhile, Pop recieves word about his chances for landing the police-chief post as office politics continue to chum. |
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Rizzoli & Isles
| Rizzoli & Isles – “Born to Run” |
| A shooter aims for funners participating in the Boston Marathon. The race is on for Jane and Maura to stop the killer, but they must wrok in the shadows to prevent widespread panic. Chazz Palminteri and Balthazar Getty guest star. |
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