If you do one thing tonight, I beg of you to make it be watching the season premiere of IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA on FX.  In tonight’s all new episode, the gang “exploits the mortgage crisis”.

A few things to look forward to in tonight’s episode:

• An epic belly flop
• A duel
• Honey
• Vinegar
• The lovely Melanie Lynskey
• Surrogacy
• A lawyer
• Detailed descriptions of a massacre

If that doesn’t get you stoked for the episode, check out some pics after the jump (and be sure to stay tuned after tonight’s premiere for an exclusive preview of FX’s new animated series ARCHER, coming to the cable network in January)!