Happy Veterans’ Day everyone, and especially to my dad!  There are a boat load of new shows on tonight to celebrate!  What are you watching?

THURS	8:00	8:30	9:00	9:30	10:00	10:30
	The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory – “The 21-Second Excitation” While the guys camp out for a long-awaited movie screening, Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party.	Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says – “The Manly Thing to Do” When Ed’s Navy buddy (John Mahoney) visits, he insults Ed’s housekeeper; Henry accidentally sees Bonnie naked.	CSI CSI – “Fracked” Two men are murdered right before accusing a natural gas company of poisoning the water in a farming town.		The Mentalist The Mentalist – “Ball of Fire” When Jane is kidnapped, Lisbon and the team realize there are many suspects who might want to harm him.
	Grey’s Anatomy		Grey’s Anatomy Grey’s Anatomy – “Something’s Gotta Give” A team of doctors tries to save the life of a political figure from the Middle East; Cristina decides to decorate her new place and throw a housewarming party; Alex shows up late to his first day of rounds with the new pediatrics attending.		Private Practice Private Practice – “What Happens Next” Charlotte suffers in silence after the assault, while Addison tries to keep secret the events of that night; Cooper and the doctors of Oceanside Wellness have trouble coping after the attack.
	Community Community – “Cooperative Calligraphy” When Annie’s pen goes missing, she suspects that a member of the group took it; the group institutes a self-imposed lockdown until the pen is found.	30 Rock 30 Rock – “Brooklyn Without Limits” Jack tries to influence a congressional election to help a candidate (John Slattery) for the benefit of the network; Jenna helps Liz find the perfect pair of jeans.	The Office The Office – “Viewing Party” Erin and Gabe host a “Glee” viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous.	Outsourced Outsourced – “Home for the Diwalidays” Todd becomes very unpopular with his employees when he has to tell them they cannot have time off for Diwali, a holy day in India; Tonya tries to help Todd forget his feelings for Asha.	The Apprentice The Apprentice The teams must create an in-store display featuring a fragrance by Kim Kardashian; a female contestant feels pressured by male teammates; another contestant worries that the display is becoming “bedazzled.”
	Bones Bones – “The Shallow in the Deep” Human remains from a 150-year-old slave ship surface; the investigation leads Booth and Brennan to a cruise where a murder victim was seen moments before his death.		Fringe Fringe – “6995 kHz” Fifteen people along the Eastern seaboard suffer retrograde amnesia after listening to their shortwave radios on the same frequency; the anticipation of Olivia’s return escalates.		Local
	The Vampire Diaries The Vampire Diaries – “Katerina” Elena looks for the truth about Katherine’s past; Damon tries to determine the real purpose and power of the moonstone; Bonnie and Jeremy meet a new student with a surprising family history.		Nikita Nikita – “One Way” Michael and Nikita work together to kill a terrorist who murdered Michael’s family; Alex tries to cover when she is caught going through medical files.		Local
	Real Housewives of Beverly Hills		Real Housewives of Beverly Hills		Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – “I Would Never Say That” Camille invites the women to New York for a Broadway musical; Adrienne receives bad news.
	Two and a Half Men	Two and a Half Men	Two and a Half Men	Two and a Half Men	It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – “Dee Reynolds: Shaping America’s Youth” Dee takes a job as a substitute teacher and exposes her students to the culture of Paddy’s with a field trip to see the Gang’s take on the Lethal Weapon series.	The League The League – “The Expert Witness” Andre prepares for his turn as an expert witness in Ruxin’s big case; Ruxin tries to ferret out collusion between Kevin and Jenny; Taco needs a nude portrait to impress the courtroom artist.
	Georgia Rule		Fairy Jobmother Fairy Jobmother – “Parent Trap” Hayley helps a couple realize that their family’s support is holding them back from finding employment.		Fairy Jobmother
	Pranked	Pranked	Pranked	Pranked	Pranked Pranked – “Roller Rink” A girl gets “man-scaped” by her boyfriend. A prankster wakes his buddy up with an unexpected alarm clock.	Megadrive Megadrive – “I Got Hoes” The host nearly blows up a SWAT vehicle in Georgia. He also rides in one of the world’s tallest motorcycles and speeds around in a bulletproof backhoe.
	Destination Truth		Destination Truth		Fact or Faked Fact or Faked – “Sasquatch Sprint / Alien Attacker” Bigfoot footage captured in Chopaka Lake, WA, is scrutinized, and Ben interrogates Dr Jonathan Reed about his alleged alien encounter.
	Burn Notice		Burn Notice		Burn Notice Burn Notice – “Eyes Open”” Michael intervenes when a vengeful lawyer starts killing off gang members; Michael and Jesse try to track down a stolen document.