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| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “The Stinson Missile Crisis” |
| Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney’s relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily’s pregnancy. |
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2 Broke Girls
| 2 Broke Girls – “And Strokes of Goodwill” |
| A battle erupts over a shirt after Max introduces Caroline to shopping at thrift stores; a sarcastic street artist (Nick Zano) flirts with Max. |
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Two and a Half Men
| Two and a Half Men – “Big Girls Don’t Throw Food” |
| Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did. |
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Mike & Molly
| Mike & Molly – “Dennis’ Birthday” |
| Peggy gets a big surprise when she celebrates her boyfriend’s birthday. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Kame’e” |
| Joe White, McGarrett’s mentor, asks the team to investigate the death of a Navy SEAL, which was previously ruled a suicide; Chin Ho is concerned when Kono starts fraternizing with a group of dirty ex-cops. |
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| ABC |
Dancing with the Stars
| Dancing with the Stars |
| Ten remaining couples dance to a song that illustrates a memorable year in their lives; Mary J. Blige performs; Estelle performs. |
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Castle
| Castle – “Head Case” |
| Castle and Beckett investigate a crime scene that involves a large pool of blood but no victim; Alexis receives news about Stanford. |
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| NBC |
The Sing-Off
| The Sing Off – “Radio Hits & 60s Classics pt 1” |
| The six remaining groups perform a current song and a memorable tune from the 1960s. |
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The Playboy Club
| The Playboy Club – “A Matter of Simple Duplicity” |
| Carol-Lynne and Billy hire a new bunny who ends up having a hidden agenda; Nick’s campaign manager sets him up with a wealthy socialite (Cassidy Freeman); Maureen tries to keep herself safe by getting close to John Bianchi. |
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| FOX |
Terra Nova
| Terra Nova – “Instinct” |
| Jim and Taylor must find a way to protect the colony from a Pterosaur attack; Elisabeth wonders if a past love played a role in her recruitment; Syke tries to help Josh. |
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House
| House – “Twenty Vicodin” |
| House notices strange symptoms in a fellow inmate at the East New Jersey Correctional Facility; a clinic doctor must decide whether to risk her job by helping House. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
Gossip Girl
| Gossip Girl – “Beauty and the Feast” |
| After reconnecting with Diana (Elizabeth Hurley), Nate receives an exciting opportunity; Serena forces Charlie to make a decision; Blair’s future sister-in-law visits. |
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Hart of Dixie
| Hart of Dixie – “Parades & Pariahs” |
| Zoe tries to win over residents of Bluebell by participating in the Founder’s Day parade, but an unfortunate incident only makes matters worse. |
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LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| ABCF |
The Lying Game
| The Lying Game – “Never Have I Ever” |
| Emma is thrown into a tailspin when her foster brother, Travis, shows up from Las Vegas; Travis decides to use his knowledge of Emma’s situation to his benefit; Sutton is forced into Emma’s life when she is sent back to Las Vegas. |
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Coyote Ugly |
| Syfy |
Warehouse 13 |
Warehouse 13
| Warehouse 13 – “Emily Lake; Stand” |
| Pete, Myka, Artie and Claudia must stop a crazed man who harbors a vendetta against the group. Walter Sykes must find and recruit H.G. Wells. |
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| Also NEW tonight: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (BRAVO), Most Eligible Dallas (BRAVO), 2 eps of American Chopper: Senior vs Junior (DSC), Pair of Kings (DXD), Zeke & Luther (DXD), I’m In the Band (DXD), Crave (FOOD), The Best Thing I Ever Ate (FOOD), Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives (FOOD), Showhouse Showdown (HGTV), My First Place (HGTV), 2 eps of 20/20 (ID), Ridiculousness (MTV), Death Valley (MTV), Bomb Hunters: Afghanistan (NGC), Bad Girls Club (OXY), Hair Battle Spectacular (OXY), Tia & Tamera (STYLE), 2 eps Cake Boss (TLC), WWE Monday Night Raw (USA), Basketball Wives LA (VH1), and 100 Greatest Songs of the 00s (VH1). |
| *Reminder: Pink = Premiere, Orange = Finale, Yellow = Special Event, Green = New, Blue = Rerun, Purple = Live, Gray = Local |
