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| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “The Exploding Meatball Sub” |
| Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia. |
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Mad Love
| Mad Love – “Paw and Order” |
| Larry tries to get out of a traffic ticket by intruding on Connie’s dates with Officer Barrett (Chris Parnell); Kate worries about her job after she loses her boss’s dog. |
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Mike & Molly
| Mike & Molly – “Opening Day” |
| Mike invites Molly to the Chicago Cubs opening day with him and Carl. |
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Two and a Half Men |
Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Ma Ke Kahakai” |
| While on a hike, Danny and McGarrett find a murder victim; Chin Ho and Kono go home to visit their ailing aunt. |
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| ABC |
Dancing With the Stars
| Dancing With the Stars |
| The remaining couples perform. |
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Castle
| Castle – “The Dead Pool” |
| Castle and Beckett investigate the death of a champion swimmer; authors Michael Connelly and Dennis Lehane give Castle advice. |
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| NBC |
Chuck
| Chuck – “Chuck vs the Family Volkoff” |
| Chuck tries to prove Vivian Volkoff’s innocence after the CIA orders her assassination; Ellie thinks her search into her father’s past is being interfered with. |
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Law & Order: LA
| Law & Order:LA – “Zuma Canyon, Silver Lake” |
| The detectives investigate a shooting at a birthday party; Winters receives a surprise visit; a man’s wife and son are killed during a home invasion. |
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| FOX |
House
| House – “The Dig” |
| After learning that Thirteen spent time in prison, House tries to figure out why she was incarcerated; the team makes a discovery about a teacher who has severe respiratory problems. |
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The Chicago Code
| The Chicago Code – “Wild Onions” |
| The police department battles escalating violence during record-breaking summer heat; Teresa finds herself back in the field; a boy witnesses his father being killed. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
90210 |
Gossip Girl |
LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| ABCF |
The Secret Life of the American Teenager
| The Secret Life of the American Teenager – “Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner” |
| Ashley continues with her home schooling, and Ben proposes. |
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Make It or Break It
| Make It or Break It – “The Buddy System” |
| Darby has the girls swap routines. |
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The Secret Life of the American Teenager |
| Bravo |
The Real Housewives of New York City |
The Real Housewives of New York City |
Bethenny Ever After
| Bethenny Ever After – “The Mile High Club” |
| Bethenny prepares for “Skating With the Stars”; Bethenny and Jason take a trip to the Skinny Girl bottling plant. |
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| MTV |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
The Real World |
The Hard Times of RJ Berger |
The Hard Times of RJ Berger
| The Hard Times of RJ Berger – “Ugly Jenny” |
| Jenny has an acne breakout, making RJ rethink their relationship. Meanwhile, Lily receives her settlement from the bus accident and experiences her first taste of popularity. |
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Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory
| Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
| Rob learns that Drama plans to get a full mouth of veneers and he begins a mission to turn his cousin into the perfect man. |
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| Syfy |
Being Human |
Being Human
| Being Human – “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Me Killing You” |
| Celine reappears; Sally and Josh try to help Aidan. |
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Stargate Universe
| Stargate Universe – “The Hunt” |
| A team is dispatched to rescue Lt. Johansen and Cpl. Reynolds. |
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| SHO |
Weeds |
The Big C |
The Borgias |
Nurse Jackie
| Nurse Jackie – “Play Me” |
| Kevin’s sister visits; Lenny prepares a romantic picnic for Zoey; Akalitus fights Catholic bureaucrats. |
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United States of Tara
| United States of Tara – “The Full F You Finger” |
| Tara transitions, causing problems for Charmaine; Max must get the approval of his eccentric mother; Kate meets a flight attendant. |
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| Also NEW tonight: Intervention In-Depth: Hillbilly Heroin (A&E), Relapse (A&E), 2 eps of Paranormal State (A&E), Pair of Kings (DXD), Zeke & Luther (DXD), Kid in a Candy Store (FOOD), Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives (FOOD), Meat & Potatoes (FOOD), Property Virgins (HGTV), American Pickers (HIST), 2 episodes of Pawn Stars (HIST), Disappeared (ID), 3 eps of Civil Warriors (NGC), Kidnapped By the Kids (OWN), Searching For… (OWN), The Bad Girls Club (OXY), All About Aubrey (OXY), 2 eps of Jail (Spike), Too Fat for 15 (Style), Cake Boss (TLC), Kate Plus 8 (TLC), Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel), Love That Girl (TVOne), WWE Tough Enough (USA), and WWE Monday Night Raw (USA). |
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