| THURS |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Thespian Catalyst” |
| Sheldon takes acting lessons from Penny in hope of becoming a better teacher; Koothrappali fantasizes about his friend’s girlfriend. |
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Shit My Dad Says
| Shit My Dad Says – “Well Suitored” |
| Ed becomes extremely jealous when a millionaire (Lee Majors) tries to win Rosemary’s affection; Vince and Bonnie’s former boss (Missi Pyle) attempts to make amends. |
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CSI
| CSI – “The Two Mrs Grissoms” |
| When the director of a scholarship foundation for the deaf is killed by a car bomb, Sara questions students and faculty at the college where her mother-in-law (Phyllis Frelich) works. |
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The Mentalist
| The Mentalist – “Red Alert” |
| Jane must use his skills to diffuse a dangerous situation when an accused murderer takes him and others hostage. |
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| ABC |
Wipeout
| Wipeout – “Winter Wipeout: Hockey Pucks and Bieber Fever” |
| Contestants face obstacles, including Gingerbread House, Big Ball-ville and Yule Log Jam. |
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Grey’s Anatomy
| Grey’s Anatomy – “Don’t Deceive Me (Please Don’t Go)” |
| Meredith feels left out when Derek breaks ground on his clinical trial; Bailey’s new idea does not go over well with the Chief; Callie irritates her new obstetrician (Rachael Taylor). |
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Private Practice
| Private Practice – “Heaven Can Wait” |
| Addison tries to keep her distance from flirtatious Dr. Rodriguez (Cristián de la Fuente); Sam worries about the care a patient is receiving; Sheldon refers Charlotte to a friend for psychiatric help. |
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| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Advanced Dungeons & Dragons” |
| When Jeff worries about loner “Fat Neil,” Abed suggests they invite him to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons; Pierce, upset after being excluded, forces his way into the game. |
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Perfect Couples
| Perfect Couples – “Perfect Health” |
| Julia puts Dave on a strict diet after learning he has high cholesterol; Vance tries to curb Amy’s spending; Leigh suggests Rex build a man cave. |
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The Office
| The Office – “The Search” |
| Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly (Amy Ryan) search for Michael; Pam’s art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe. |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreation – “Time Capsule” |
| Leslie plans to bury a time capsule that summarizes life in Pawnee; Andy asks Chris for help winning April back. |
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30 Rock
| 30 Rock – “¡Qué Sorpresa!” |
| Jack hopes to impress Kabletown’s owner; Liz tries to help Avery hide her pregnancy from a competitive co-worker (Vanessa Minnillo); Tracy and Jenna have a hard time sharing a gift from their new bosses. |
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Outsourced
| Outsourced – “Training Day” |
| Todd rewards his staffers by taking them on a retreat; Tonya tries to help Charlie find a date. |
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| FOX |
American Idol
| American Idol – “Auditions #6” |
| Hopefuls perform for the judges. |
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Bones
| Bones – “The Sin in the Sisterhood” |
| A dead man disguised as a scarecrow is found in a cornfield; Booth and Brennan question the victim’s three wives, who are also sisters; Cam doubts her relationship. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries
| The Vampire Diaries – “Daddy Issues” |
| Johnathan Gilbert returns to Mystic Falls; Stefan reaches out to a conflicted Tyler; Bonnie has a disturbing conversation with Jonas; Jules takes a hostage. |
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Nikita
| Nikita – “Coup De Grace” |
| Alex and Nikita plot to derail Alex’s first mission, the assassination of the Prince of Georgia; Nikita puts her trust in the wrong person causing Division to be alerted to her whereabouts. |
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LOCAL |
The Office |
| A&E |
The First 48 |
The First 48
| The First 48 – “Final Call; Fatal Fury” |
| A woman is stabbed in her bedroom; a father is gunned down after telling a crowd to quiet down. |
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Beyond Scared Straight
| Beyond Scared Straight – “Lieber” |
| Lieber Correctional Facility in South Carolina. |
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| BRAVO |
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills |
Million Dollar Listing
| Million Dollar Listing – “Bad Market for Mansions” |
| Overbuilt mansion in a modest neighborhood; an angry seller is promised an easy sell. |
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills |
| FOOD |
Iron Chef America |
Iron Chef America |
Ace of Cakes
| Ace of Cakes – “A Cake in Shining Armor” |
| Chef Duff makes 85 cupcakes for the 85th anniversary of the New York Rangers’; a knight cake to Medieval Times. |
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Unwrapped |
| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Archer
| Archer – “A Going Concern” |
| Malory hatches a Ponzi scheme of her own and the ISIS employees must try to stop it. |
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Archer |
| HGTV |
My First Place |
My First Place |
Selling New York
| Selling New York – “Dream Homes” |
| Brokers have a difficult time meeting the demands of a wealthy bachelor; a divorcee waffles on the offer of a lifetime. |
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Selling New York |
House Hunters
| House Hunters |
| A newly-divorced woman decides to make a fresh start in Florida. |
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House Hunters International
| House Hunters International – “A Trulli Happy Life in Puglia” |
| A mid-westerner and a Turkish native look for a home close to family in Izmit. |
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| HIST |
Ancient Aliens |
Swamp People |
Brad Meltzer’s Decoded
| Brad Meltzer’s Decoded – “Apocalypse in George” |
| Brad Meltzer and the team search for the true meaning of the mysterious Georgia Guidestones, often called America’s Stonehenge, located outside Atlanta. |
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| MTV |
I Used to be Fat |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore
| Jersey Shore – “Should We Just Break Up?” |
| Ronnie’s drinking has consequences; Snooki meets a new guy; Pauly makes peace with an old nemesis. |
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| NAT GEO |
Naked Science
| Naked Science – “The Book That Can’t Be Read” |
| The mysterious and centuries-old Voynich Manuscript was written by an unknown author, illustrated with bizarre, puzzling pictures and composed in a language that even the best cryptographers can’t decode. |
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Man-Made |
Ultimate Factories
| Ultimate Factories – “Dodge Challenger” |
| The Dodge Challenger comes to life in two factories, one in Canada and one in Mexico. |
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| TLC |
Police Women of Cincinnati |
Police Women of Cincinnati
| Police Women of Cincinnati – “The Party’s Over” |
| Mandy helps a mother in need; Colleen helps bust a drug dealer; Rose chases a man accused of stealing; Tia consoles a teen. |
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Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up |
| USA |
NCIS |
Royal Pains
| Royal Pains – “A History of Violins” |
| Hanks examines a teenage music prodigy; Evan overhears a private conversation. |
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Fairly Legal
| Fairly Legal – “Benched” |
| Kate is assigned to mediate between a high school football coach and angry parents. |
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