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How I Met Your Mother |
Rules of Engagement |
Two and a Half Men |
The Big Bang Theory |
CSI: Miami |
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The Bachelorette
| The Bachelorette |
| Ali returns to the US with her final four for hometown visits and she’s impresses by all of their families. Then it’s back to the LA mansion for a pit stop and rose ceremony before Ali and the top three then head to Tahiti. |
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True Beauty
| True Beauty – “Stop Smoking!” |
| The final four deal blackjack in a challenge and hidden cameras reveal who will intervene when confronted with a pregnant woman (played by a not pregnant actress) drinking and smoking. |
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America’s Got Talent |
Last Comic Standing
| Last Comic Standing |
| The final round kicks off with the Top 10 jokesters showcasing their comic chops. Viewer voting begins. |
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Dateline NBC
| Dateline NBC |
| Josh Mankiewicz examines the August 1999 slaying of FBI employee Melissa Mooney. |
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Lie To Me
| Lie To Me – “Teacher & Pupils” |
| After a housing-project shooting, the DC police ask Cal to read the face of a paralyzed victim who can move only his eyes. |
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The Good Guys
| The Good Guys – “Small Rooms” |
| Dan plants evidence from a cold case file in a routine auto theft investigation which lands him and Jack in the middle of a massive gun-running ring. |
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90210 |
Gossip Girl |
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Secret Life of the American Teenager
| Secret Life of the American Teenager – “She Went That A’way” |
| News spreads about Adrian’s choice regarding her pregnancy, but Amy is still in the dark about the whole matter, thanks to Ben. |
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Huge
| Huge – “Live Action Role Play” |
| Becca’s new club based on a wizardry game fails until Will creatively rounds up some recruits. Elsewhere, Dr Rand faces obstacles on the romantic and work fronts, including an accusation that she lacks enthusiasm for her job. |
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Secret Life of the American Teenager |
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Real Housewives of New Jersey |
Real Housewives of New Jersey |
Real Housewives of New Jersey
| Real Housewives of New Jersey – “Country Clubbed” |
| They’re reading to rumble. A crude feud involving Theresa, Jacqueline, and Danielle reaches a fever pitch, resulting in a call to the police. |
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Joe Dirt |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factor
| Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory – “This is a Skateboard Car” |
| Rob builds a skateboarding car with pro drifter Vaughn Gittin, Jr, in the S3 premiere. Also, Drama gets a new office. |
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The Hard Times of RJ Berger
| The Hard Times of RJ Berger – “Over the Rainbow” |
| RJ follows his dad’s advice and sets his sights on the new girl in school, only to learn she’s a member of the Purity Club. |
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Warren the Ape
| Warren the Ape – “Gay Ape” |
| Warren pretends he’s gay thinking it will do wonders for his acting career. |
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Family Guy |
Family Guy |
Family Guy |
Family Guy |
Neighbors from Hell
| Neighbors from Hell – “Guns for Mutts” |
| Balthazor neglects son Josh, upsetting the boy. Meanwhile, a British scientist signs on to work on the dreaded drill. |
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Neighbors from Hell |
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The Closer |
The Closer
| The Closer – “The Big Bang” |
| Season 6 opens with the shooting death of a man. Among the messy complications hindering Brenda’s investigation: an affair involving the victim, a missing murder weapon, and the squad’s difficult move to their new high-tech headquarters. |
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Rizzoli & Isles
| Rizzoli & Isles – “See One, Do One, Teach One” |
| A drama that zeroes in on 2 disparat gal-pal crime fighters in Boston – an assertive detective Jane Rizzoli and a steady medical examiner, Maura Isles. First up: the grim slaying of a wealthy couple appears to be the handiwork of a copycat killer. |
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