A Chat with Sarah Silverman
I had the chance to sit in on a conference call with the always charming and hilarious Sarah Silverman in support of the season 3 premiere of THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM on Comedy Central, tonight at 10:30. It’s a long read, but it’s totally worth it. She gives some great responses and handles some awkward questions really well!
Sarah: Wait, I can’t even like hear laughs or anything? Oh. It’s lonely, but it’s oddly not, but then it is.
I was wondering what kind of subjects are you going to be touching on this season. Like, what kind of taboo and controversial subjects? You tend to do that a lot in your show.
We do, although I don’t think we ever really go, “What can we tackle this season?” I think that would kind of be a slutty way to go about it. We just continue to still try to just write stuff that makes us laugh, and when a bunch of comics are in a room, it takes more to make us laugh; or less. I mean, aggressively stupid goes a long way in the room and on the show.
Let’s see, I find out I was born with both looks and personality? No, it’s weird to not have anything coming back. I’m imagining you all laughing on mute. What else? My imaginary friend from childhood comes back as an adult and we have a lesby affair. Steve and Brian have a great … this season; their love as well as Jay and Laura; there’s some wedding action, and it’s very funny; there’s a new mayor in town who makes gay sex and brunch illegal. I should just look through the—let’s see, I go on “Real Time with Bill Maher.”
Let’s see, Andy Samberg plays my imaginary friend this year. Ed Asner is in an episode as a Nazi war criminal. It was really, really—let me tell you something about older actors. Ed Asner is about 80, and Murray, who is on our show, Gershams, is 87, and they’re such pros that when they’re not shooting, they are in their chair sleeping. Just like containing their energy. And we have some really great pictures of elderly Nazi war criminals in set chairs sound asleep.
Billy Crudup plays himself on the show in an episode. I know you didn’t ask who guest stars were. Let me think. There’s some heavy psychedelic drug-taking in an episode. There’s a lot of drugs this season, actually.
Let me think; let me think a … second. I’m just reacting to nobody. Let me think—oh God, I need to drink this coffee that’s in front of me. C’mon Sarah, you’re embarrassing yourself.
I try to fight the taboo of child molesters and vans. Oh, my God, my brain, my brain. This is going to look so cool on a transcript; lots of dot, dot, dots, and little breakdowns.
Well, it sounds like you have a good season coming up.
It does, right? I know I’m forgetting like eight episodes. There’s one episode; our eighth episode actually is a Steve and Brian story line that, you’ll actually, dare I say, cry at the end.
It was written as a drama. Rob Schrab, actually, who directs most of the episodes, and writes so much and created the show with me, wrote this episode; and he wrote the “A” story like it’s a drama. I don’t think it’s like a very special “Family Ties,” but I think you might get choked up at the end.
If I drink coffee, I’ll be much more better at, articulate, rather.
I was actually just kind of wondering, looking through the old shows–actually I’ve seen the first show of the season—it seems like you’ve got kind of a shock and comedy and shocking comedy, and you know some things are just there to just, I think, shock. Maybe I’m wrong about that, but—
Oh, you don’t like the show.
No, I do like the show.
Shocking isn’t bad.
No, I don’t think shock is bad. I don’t think it is. I don’t think it’s derived in particularly sweaty ways. I think it comes a little more organically. I do think we’re not more beholden to shock than story, or anything. I think—like what do you have in mind when you say that …?
Well, actually, I guess the question I was going to ask is, maybe during the writing process, how much is, “this is really hilarious” versus “this is kind of shocking and funny?”
We never go for shocking if it’s not funny to us. I mean, I think that we go for aggressively dumb, but I don’t know because that has been what really makes us laugh in the room lately, like the biggest compliment you can get is, “That is so … dumb.”
But shock—I don’t think we go like, “Ooh, that will really shock them.” I mean, does anything shock anyone anymore? I think we kind of hopefully reach beyond that a little bit with our fart jokes, no. But, I think that this season there is actually growth and character arc and stuff. Hopefully still just really dumb and funny and silly. And anything smart you can infer from it from you smart brain is great. I don’t know that it’s pure shock value. I don’t know how long that can last, and maybe that’s what you’re saying. I feel like we’ve got a really, really full season.
I noticed the first couple episodes of this season have more of a cinematic tone that reminded me a lot of Jesus is Magic.
And I wasn’t sure if that was deliberate, or—
No, not deliberate, but I think cinematic certainly—I’m glad you guys got some of the episodes. I think the first one, “Proof is in the Penis” feels really cinematic to me. We just haven’t been on the air in 14 months, and that kind of kills us in our hearts, but we just really wanted to start with this one because it just felt like for people who are fans of the show, we know you’ve waited a long time, and here’s something that may be kind of special, or worth the wait; that has slow reveals, and just feels maybe like something special. We love that episode.
I just wasn’t sure if we can expect big musical numbers all season long, or if this is just the first couple of episodes?
No, no, no. There’s musical—it’s very uneven. We’ve just kind of went organically with how it went, so there are a couple episodes that have no music. There’s an episode that has, I think the second episode has three songs. It’s just kind of however it works with the story and however we’re moved when writing the outline.
Usually in the room, someone will just start, get a snag in their brain of a—there’s an episode where Steve writes a song that becomes famous called, “I’m glad you hurt your hand because Brian like hurts his hand.” That just came from the writer’s room of me. Rob Schrab hit his hand, and I was in an extra obnoxious … mode, and I just started going, “I’m glad you hurt your hand. I’m glad you hurt your hand.” Then Rob wrote it into the script.
Oh, I’ve seen that before. I know I shouldn’t have sidebars, but my friend, Chelsea Peretti, is a hilarious comic, and she writes for the show. She wrote the second episode, actually. But she has a joke about the girls whose G-strings come up, you know, past their pants. “Oh, no. I made a sexy mistake.” Whenever I see AccidentalSexiness, I think of her jokes. Okay, sorry.
I have a question. You were spotted with a boy at Madeo’s yesterday. Could you tell us who he is?
Holy …. That’s so weird. I feel like that place people, yeah, God.
If you can’t, then that’s cool. I totally respect it.
No, he’s my boyfriend, Alec. He writes for “Family Guy.”
Oh, really? Cool. Everybody’s wondering who this mystery guy is. He’s very cute.
There. Mystery solved.
I wish you luck on the season. It looks like it’s going to be awesome.
I can’t believe that’s what you put your question—that’s how you used your question.
I did, I did. Everybody was wondering, and I wanted to be the one to know.
Well, his mother will be very pleased, just seeing his name ….
I am a huge fan of your show. I absolutely love it. What I was always wondering is, if you didn’t make it into comedy, what would you be doing?
I would probably work with retarded adults.
See, my guess was phone sex, just because I think you’d be really good at it. I think you would be funny, and people would be requesting you.
I think the woman moderating this would be doing that. She’s got a very sexy voice. Yeah, I like being around the mentally handicapped.
That sounds like a good episode for your show. Maybe season three?
You know what? It is an episode this season, but it’s not exactly that. It’s less. But there is an episode this season where I get in trouble for peeing in a mailbox, and I get sent in to work at this place called, “The Little Buddies Program” which works with retarded adults; but I think I’m paired with a mentally handicapped adult, and she thinks she’s paired with a mentally handicapped adult, and we’re so condescending to each other that we never realize who’s retarded, because it’s like, “Do you like ice cream? I love ice cream!” “Do you like ice cream? I love ice cream!”
This sounds like a great season coming up, and I’m really looking forward to it. Thank you.
Awesome. Thank you.
Is there any sexual tension with Demetri Martin? And do you have any tips for romance in the workplace?
Wait, is there sexual tension between me and Demetri?
No. He’s awesome, though. He’s got a beautiful girlfriend.
How did you know Alec was boyfriend material, and do you have any tips for girls? What they should look for in a man?
I don’t want to polarize women and men, but I feel like all of us, what we wish for, and then what we are attracted to are often so different. I remember my shrink told me, “We don’t get what we want. We get what we think we deserve.” So, you have to kind of work on accepting yourself before you feel like you deserve love. Because it’s nice to actually be attracted to someone that’s crazy about you, and just get to–. I love love, so I’m going to be corny and not funny, but I think it’s awesome to just get to love somebody to pieces, and they just love you back to pieces. It’s not a turn off because they like you, and mostly, yes, he’s funny as …, you know?
Yeah. So someone who loves you, someone who’s funny?
Yeah, I’m one of those lucky people that’s attracted to someone loving me. A lot of people aren’t. You think you are, but you’re not. For me, it almost makes life harder, but you’ve got to be funny. Also, we enjoy a lot of modern warfare—I think, what is it, Tour of Duty 5? I’d have to look on my thing. What I’m saying is I’m 10. I’m 10 years old. Did I answer anything? Oh my God, what has this become?
I was wondering, since you were nominated for an Emmy, has that created higher expectations for yourself, and for the show now?
Well, we’ve always had high expectations for the show. Not in terms of accolades, but we work on it the same. I think everyone that works on it has this awesome love for it. I know it’s so corny when people say that, but we really are like a group of friends. We stand on the set, not just the cast and the writers, but the crew. With all our huge, crazy insane gaps in production, all the crew works their way back to the show because we just have such an awesome time. We stand around going, “Oh my God. We’re making show business. Like this is going to be on TV.” It doesn’t seem fair to get to do what we all love so much.
We didn’t expect it so much, that none of us knew they were even announcing the Emmy nominees. I just woke up to my alarm clock and looked on my phone, and saw like eight calls, and I thought there was an emergency. It just never occurred to us ever, and then it was so great. We couldn’t believe it. I couldn’t believe it, and we’re so happy that anyone, especially the hoity-toits, would appreciate our show as much as we do. It was awesome.
It would have been great to have some sort of momentum with the other award shows in the season, but we weren’t eligible for any of the others; Golden Globes or SAG Awards, or any of that stuff because we weren’t on the air in 2009, at all. It will have been 14 months since the last time we were on when we air on February 4th. You’d think we were “The Sopranos” or “Lost” with these gaps, and not a 21-1/2 minute show about fart jokes, but we’ll take it. We really love it. We love being together and making this super-super dumb, funny, silly show.
Congratulations on the success of the show. I have to change topics a little bit, and I need to know if you think Conan got a raw deal?
Yeah. I mean, I feel pretty confident that he’s going to end up on top somehow, but totally. I just can’t get my head around it. The guy has done so much for NBC and for Late Night, and has made such a success. If you remember, any talk show starts out super slow. No talk show has ever been a hit from day one, ever. And to switch from 12:30 to 11:30 seems like no big deal, but it is. It’s a whole different animal. Not that I know, but from what I know, from what I see. To have him move his whole family and hundreds, over a hundred, hundreds, maybe, of staff, taking their whole lives and moving to L.A. Getting their kids in schools out here, and then only giving it six months? That’s … crazy. They should never be able to use the words, “The NBC Family.” Ever.
But, that said; people go, “Well, he got so much money,” and that’s nice that he got money, but he loves that job. Also, he got the money, but the rest of the whole crew doesn’t, and he’s got …. He’s a good guy. I think they all probably feel real displaced, and abandoned. And they have every right to feel that way.
I can’t help but hope that he lands at FOX or somewhere, anywhere. Wherever he lands, he’ll always have an audience. I just thought that that was a real … move on NBC’s part. And then on top of it, of course the last week or two of the show was just amazing, you know?
Oh, of course, yeah, the ratings just went through the roof after the whole debacle, so what do you know?
But I look forward to “Late Night 2” or “Late Shift 2”.
So, what I was curious about was, how difficult is it for the writers to create the show in your voice. Did you ever have times where you say, “Sarah wouldn’t do that” or “Duck wouldn’t do that.” You probably know what Duck can’t do, but that sort of thing.
I’m there the whole time. I’m one of the writers. There’s just like five of us, so there’s never a problem. There hasn’t been much turnover; it’s been like Dan Sterling and Rob Schrab and I, and then John Schroeder, tall John, he’s 6”10”, and Harris Wittels and Chelsea Peretti, and our writer’s assistant, Eric Schaer, who’s written two great scripts in the past two season. But, it’s just a small group. We work out of my apartment usually the first three weeks, because we never have office space when we finally get picked up.
So it’s very intimate. My hands are all over it, but also, the guys know me so well; sometimes more than I know myself.
So it’s literally a case that sometimes you go, “I wouldn’t do that,” and they go, “Yes, you would,” and you go, “Yeah, maybe I would do that.”
Yeah, sometimes, but sometimes it’s such a fine line that I’ll go, “Eew, I don’t want to do that.” And I’ll do something so very similar to it, but it’s just one of those things that there’s no rule book. It’s just kind of by feel, and that’s it. Some writers get far more excited about—you know, I mean, writing for Jay is super fun—like everyone has such a specific voice; between Laura and Brian and Steve and Jay. I know Dan Sterling loves writing Jay’s stuff, his professions of love—is that right? Professions? I thought I just made that up, but it makes sense.
Yeah. How do you profess your love?
Yeah, right. Professions of love. Title of a book.
Or a soap opera.
Yeah. Next on “Professions of Love.” Did that answer your question?
Now how many episode ideas have been shot down by the network?
None. None. I could complain about Comedy Central about plenty of things, I guess, but they are super cool about the most important thing, which is content. They may have gripes or they might complain or try to lure us away from a topic, but they never put their fist down and say, “No.” It’s awesome. They really have not meddled with any of the content we like to do.
They’re great about it. They never really sensor us, and even the standard and practices people can make is crazy, but really as long as we can give them a way to defend it, they’ll let us go. They just always need to know how to defend something that they’re worried about.
So they pretty much give you free rein?
Yeah. I don’t know why my dog is barking. Let me see if there is a murderer. What is it, buddy? He’s very old. He plays Doug on the show, but his name is Duck. Okay. Did I answer that?
How do you feel about your gay fans?
Well, they saved us. We wouldn’t be on the air if it wasn’t for Logo. Not that that’s the only reason why, but I mean—it’s funny because I was talking to some gay friends of mine, and they were just like; it’s not just that Steve and Brian are gay, it’s just kind of the subversive humor. It’s that kind of like absurdist stuff is I guess up, the cup of tea of a lot of people in the gay community; maybe more in general than the straight community. I don’t know, but yeah. I’m just so grateful.
I know that gays belong to Kathy, but any fall over, I’m not going to take. I’m just so grateful to Logo. They didn’t even think twice about helping us, and in terms of the content, never, ever had even a request. They really are amazing over there, and I can’t express how grateful we all are for them, because we wouldn’t have had a third season without them, and they asked for nothing in return. The fact that their end of the bargain is that they get to air the episodes, it’s like really? It’s amazing to us, too. Its so win-win and we’re just so grateful. So totally grateful.
Awesome. I interviewed Lisa Lampanelli this morning. She wanted me to tell you “Hi.”
Oh, I love her.
I do too.
I love when she says, when she saw—who is the guy with the huge penis? He was married to Pamela Anderson?
Oh, Tommy Lee.
She said she didn’t know whether to suck it or feed it a peanut.
And, first of all, we actually have a mutual friend. I went to high school with Stevie Summersquash.
Oh my God. I love her so much. Stevie “Blue Sky” Summersquash.
Yes. Most memorable name in the world.
The question I have for you is did Franklin ever make it up?
Yes. Actually he did. He came to Caroline’s once when I was there, and his guy goes, “He’d like to introduce you when you go up,” and I don’t know why, but I go, “Nah, that’s okay.” I should have just let him. I don’t think he ever was angry. My take on it was that he just was super excited and wanted to milk it for all that it was worth; which I don’t blame him for. It was just a riff. I think I had just seen Broadway’s “Danny Rose,” and his name was fresh in my head.
My question is what kind of cool things can fans expect from the DVD of Season 2, Volume 2 that’s coming out soon?
Hold on, I’m going to look at it right next. I just got a box of them. First of all, let’s see. It’s the rest of Season 2. Season 2 got split up by the strike for us. There’s also a bunch of animated shorts. There’s some great behind the scenes stuff. We did audio commentary.
The behind the scenes stuff is really cool on it, actually, because we always just have somebody around with a flip camera or something, backstage, and they grab us between scenes, or whatever, and make something cool out of it. And then, just all the episodes.
Can you talk about the animated shorts? Like how you did those?
Those were done by this guy named Justin Roiland, who is an amazing animator and writer, and Rob Schrab knew him from Channel 101, which is a website that they do together. It’s a live show here in L.A., too, where people make TV shows that are under five minutes. I don’t know if you know anything about it; it’s pretty spectacular, and it’s how I met Schrab, and Dan Harmon—the three of us created this show together.
There’s just this crazy pool of talent, and Justin does this great animation, so we just kind of gave him free rein, and he would write cartoons and stuff, and grab us in between scenes to record them. And that’s that.
I guess with the commentaries, looking back, I guess because the show was so long ago, was that kind of trippy?
Yeah. We’re all so close to the episodes because we watch it in tiny increments, building and building from each stage, and then editing and everything, so we’re pretty familiar with it. But it is fun to then, months later, just put headphones on and watch it, and talk. We end up just having conversations while we’re supposed to be commenting on the show.
It is fun, the things that come up and the stuff you remember about each scene, and the kind of backstage antics going on, and the way we figured out how to do this or shoot this. For people who are interested in that stuff, it’s interesting. I wouldn’t shove it down everyone’s throat, but I like that kind of stuff. We always just kind of go by the gauge of the stuff we’re into. We’re film and television geeks. I could watch “The Shining” featurette a thousand times in a row, and never get sick of it. It’s just to taste. I like DVDs with extras.
My question to you, is, as we all know, your character on TV uses bad language, rants unashamedly, and is full of sticky-sweet self-importance at the best of times. But in real life, honestly, is there anything taboo to you? Some subject or person that you won’t touch; and if so, why?
Well, I don’t like to make fun of people, real people, and the only times I’ve done that is if it’s a Roast or stuff like that. You know what I don’t like? When people ask me that, I always think of the same thing, which is I don’t like jokes about fat women. I don’t like fat jokes about women, and it’s just not tit for tat, you know? Like fat women in white America don’t deserve love, and I don’t think that’s anything to make fun of, you know what I mean? It’s a bummer.
Actually, there’s a quote from “Family Guy,” that’s so brilliant about that, that encapsulates exactly how I feel about it, which is like—oh, I’m not going to say it right, but it’s—you know the father, Peter, and the son—what’s his name, Chris? Chris is like, “Well, we’re fat,” and Peter goes, “Chris, fat guys aren’t fat. Only fat women are fat.” It’s just so true in our society, and it bums me out to make—it never makes me laugh, it just makes me go, “Ugh.”
So you’ve never encountered that in the show as a parody?
No, I mean if you ask me if there’s anything that offends me, probably that. I guess if something isn’t funny; and of course, funny is totally subjective, but you hope that if something’s offensive, it’s more funny than offensive. If it doesn’t tickle your funny bone, then all that’s left is offensive. We can only go by our own personal gauges, you know?
I really like last season’s episode, Kangamangus. I just wanted to know, do you have any personal slang words you’d like to see become popular?
I was just kind of saying something about that. …. I did send a Twitter that said, “How about we start going, Oh, that is so pre-Fontaine.” I think was like a runner, or something. You guys, that is so pre-Fontaine. Okay, let’s go with that.
Listen, beyond the show, you also have a movie that’s starting today, and I actually just spoke with Steve Buscemi about the making of Saint John of Las Vegas. But I was wondering, what was he like to work with, and what was the movie like to work on?
Oh, he is so amazing. I’m so happy to know him now, and he’s just the kindest, most sincere, but like also the silliest man. He just takes my breath away. Sometimes we’d be doing a scene, and I would just be watching him. Like you forget you’re part of it, because you just want to sit and just watch him.
But he’s such a great guy, and he’s so in love with his wife and his kid. Whenever his phone would ring and he would see it was one of them, he’d just go like, “Oh!” and it’s so cute. I just loved it; to work with him and Peter Dinklage and Romany Malco, who is like, I want him to be my life coach. He’s just got everything figured out. He’s such a neat guy.
But, it was a blast. We had a lot of fun. It was nice to play somebody nice, and I actually was replacing a woman who was—I can never remember her name, she was great. She was in Lovely and Amazing.” Anyway, she for some reason had to leave; she had a family emergency.
The only bad story I have from that is I flew in to New Mexico. I mean, I just took it right away, because I was like, Steve Buscemi, okay, whatever. I flew the next day, and I had to go straight from the airport to wardrobe. And we started trying things on and nothing fit. The wardrobe woman just starts tearing up, literally getting choked up with tears, and she goes, “I got all size 0s, and you’re like an 8.” I was just like, “Oh, I’m sorry.” So humiliating, but what are you going to do?
It ended up being super fun, and even she was really nice, but it was hard to feel like you hurt someone’s feeling because you’re too fat. But it was really fun. I’m so happy it’s coming out. I just started seeing ads for it on TV, and I was like, “Oh my God.”
I love the first two episodes of the new season, but I was wondering; I’ve heard you talk before about your battle with depression. I was wondering, when you’re in that dark place, how do you continue to think and write comedically?
You know what? I think the best answer to that is just practice. Practice, you know, when you do it every day, and it’s part of what you do. You’re able to channel it through whatever mood. And also, I think my sadness or my happiness, or any kind of manic thing; it forms whatever kind of work I do in that day.
Sometimes it’s hard. I have dark times. Honestly, I’m pretty much a happy person, and I like being happy. I like being content. I think people that romanticize it don’t really know how bad it is, like sadness.
There was a time, actually—you know when you’re just like—I don’t cry a lot, but I felt like tears had been filling me up for days, and I’d been pressing down. Then I was shooting one morning, a bunch of the …, so I’m in my pretend bed with my real dog, and we’re about to shoot all the good nights, and it just happened where literally Rob said, “Action” and I went to talk and nothing came out. And just like tears. I felt so—and it was just one of those things where I said, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry.” It just almost became totally physical. I just was like—and they were, “It’s okay. Let’s take five.” And half of me is crying, I don’t even know why, and half of me is crying because I just feel so bad for holding things up.
It’s just so cool, because my real life sister plays my sister, and she was there to do the scene after that, and so they were like, “Do you want us to get Laura?” And I was like, “Yes.” And she came in and she got into my pretend bed, and just rubbed my hair and told me stories about when I was little, and it just made everything better. It was just such a sweet, weird, bizarre, but homey, almost, experience. And then I felt better, and I was like, “I feel better, but I’m afraid to call the crew back, because I know when I see their faces, I’ll cry. Because they love me.”
But we ended up making the day, no problem. It was good. It was just one of those big cries that you don’t expect every couple years, and it was so weird. But I think of it almost fondly, because I just love those guys so much, and to have my own sister right there was nice.
How much is the character of your sister like with you and your sister’s relationship in real life?
Similar, only she, I think, I hope to think we take care of each other more. More of an equal—Laura is actually in real life older than me, but I make her my younger sister because; one, she looks … really good, and two, I decided it would be funnier for me to be mooching off of my little sister.
But there’s four of us, four girls, and we’re all really close. Sometimes I just feel bad for people without sisters. I remember one time I was having a fight with a boyfriend, and I was like forwarding all our emails of stuff to my three sisters. And we’re having a whole conversation by email about, “If he said this, and you should …,” and I accidentally copied him in one, and he literally saw the whole thing. But I was just like, “You know what? Whatever you say to me, you should assume that all of my sisters can hear. That’s how you should talk to me. I don’t take it back. That’s how it’s going to be. So watch it.”
I was wondering, every season—now there’s been three seasons, but—how do you challenge yourself when it comes to the shows? Is it something like, “I’m going to do this, this season; or maybe I should challenge myself to go outside this box this season?”
Gosh, I can’t say that I’ve really stood outside of it and thought about it, and deconstructed it to that level, but it just kind of happens, haphazardly. There are like, two episodes this season. You’ll only notice it if you look for it. In one of them, it’s just kind of a fading thing, but I have a real thing with necks. Like, why isn’t there bone there? There’s so much important stuff in there. Like in your neck and your throat. It’s crazy that evolution didn’t put something there to protect it. It makes me mad.
So anyway, there’s like some times when I talk about it, and it became into this episode where I get hit with a Frisbee in the neck, and it becomes my obsession. Actually, I think it’s the second episode, if you were sent it. It turns out that, oh yeah, I have to be looking up and not anticipating a Frisbee is about to be thrown into my neck. My biggest fear. It’s mean, it’s not … with dolphins, or whatever that was.
And just in terms of acting? This is really corny, but I try to—as corny, or as absurd, or as aggressively … stupid something is, I know that I try to play it real, because without that contrast, if I was acting like, “Whew, I’m crazy,” there would be no contrast to how stupid the material is. I am kind of aware of that.
I actually wanted to ask you, since we heard your dog. Have you ever thought about giving him a co-star? Like an animal co-star on the show.
You mean credit-wise?
No, no, like another animal or something. Because he’s such a big part of the show.
Oh, you mean getting another animal. Of course.
I don’t know. Like should he have a pet? He should have a fish. Would that be a good idea? Do you want to have a fish on the show? … I don’t know, we haven’t really thought about it, though Laura always brings her dog to the set, and they’re like best friends, but—
Then you should put him on.
But Laura will just pretend her dog, Daisy, just doesn’t get to be on camera. “I don’t have on-camera looks.”
And actually, I just wanted to know about your YouTube videos that are such hits. Have you thought about releasing another one? What are your other ones about?
I never, you know obviously I make no—we shoot it in my apartment, I do it for free. We just make it because we just love doing that stuff when we think of something. I’ve been approached to do something where I have to pump out a certain amount, and it would be monetized, but it’s just not worth it because I feel like I don’t want to have to come up with stuff. It’s just like if it moves me, and I think of something, we shoot something in my apartment and put it up there. I kind of just like it that way.
I own my Saab and my apartment. I don’t want to ever have to produce something, even if it’s not inspired, you know what I mean? Like just for the sake of it. Right now I don’t have any—we did everything. We did all the ideas we had. Although there is one more video we’re thinking about doing, but—
I just kind of whenever I think of something and want to do it, I’ll do it, but I don’t like to be beholden to it in that way, and I really love the internet. I love it as a medium. I just want to do stuff I’m super-jazzed about and not be beholden to any kind of production schedule.